Episodios

  • Scroll 067 —Saturday Discipline, WWE Brotherhood & The Toenail-Biting Slave Reality
    Feb 22 2026

    A midnight spiral that starts with sauna discipline and Saturday morning nostalgia… and ends in Brazilian slavery, seasonal friendships, and media-controlled narratives. Unk reflects on church culture, fatherhood bonds over sausage, WWE loyalty, growing apart from friends, fear of fame, digital detoxing DeepFriedLogic, and the brutal reality of history we were never taught. Productive mornings, evolving friendships, and uncomfortable truths—all in one layered scroll.

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    8 m
  • Scroll 066 — Gold Medals, Sacred Sex & Burger Jokes
    Feb 20 2026

    Unk spirals from Olympic patriotism to sacred sex, broken brotherhoods, and hood comedy logic in one sitting. It’s tribal loyalty, writer-brain rewiring, dopamine loops, and Finesse 2Tymes roasting dudes over burgers. Just another regular Tuesday in the DeepFriedLogic universe.

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    8 m
  • Scroll 065 — Cinema Brain, Margaritas, and 25K Love
    Feb 18 2026

    Unk thought he had a movie-worthy weekend lined up — Special Olympics hooping, wrestling chaos, outside energy. None of it happened. Instead, he spirals through gym delusion, Phantom confidence, Mexican margaritas at 2:30 PM, a pool hall date strategy, and the realization that 25,000 people are listening to his internal world. This is about cinema brain, being perceived, internet love that feels heavy, and why Season 2 needs a break before it turns into mid.

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    9 m
  • Scroll 064 —Internet Pranks, Triple Cheeseburgers, and Wrestling Tickets
    Feb 13 2026

    Unk records straight from work and lets his mind run wild. From viral prank chaos and internet privacy rants to wrestling tickets, fat burgers, celibacy updates, and childhood trauma, this scroll bounces between hilarious, uncomfortable, and weirdly heartfelt. A raw, unfiltered stream of consciousness about being online too much, growing up, and trying to enjoy life without losing your mind.

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    8 m
  • Scroll 063 — Spring Optimism, FUPA Awareness, & Valentines Day Pressure
    Feb 12 2026

    On a warm afternoon walk, Unk checks in as winter finally loosens its grip. Between sunshine, spring optimism, and big-picture reflections, he talks about rebuilding a social life, protecting privacy, body image, dating pressure, and why this season feels like a reset. With humor, honesty, and classic Unk wisdom, Scroll 63 captures that moment when life starts to feel alive again — and reminds you to stay moving, stay real, and keep God first.

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    7 m
  • Scroll 062 — Microwave Breakfasts, Internet Villains, & BBQ Daydreams
    Feb 9 2026

    In this midday work-hour scroll, Unk checks in during a rare quiet shift to talk about everything from warm weather optimism and long walks to burnout with internet culture and the obsession with tearing people down. He reflects on being “real” in a world full of takes, gives advice to a suburban Black kid struggling with identity, shares chaotic morning mistakes, romantic daydreams, and thoughts on dating and creativity. Along the way, Unk opens up about friendship, family, culture, food jobs, and the tension between living in your head and getting back outside. A raw, thoughtful episode about staying grounded, staying real, and trusting the process.

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    7 m
  • Scroll 061 — Funky Feet, Backhanded Compliments, & Big Dick Mentality
    Feb 7 2026

    After a long day at work, Unk hits record while walking out the door and unloads everything that’s been sitting on his chest. From an uncomfortably funny (and brutally honest) work story to the emotional whiplash of online growth, he reflects on empathy, anger, money discipline, isolation, and what it really feels like to build something vulnerable in public. Along the way, Unk talks consistency, deleted apps, financial wins, creative burnout, and why sometimes not stopping is the hardest part. Raw, unfiltered, and painfully human — this episode captures growth in real time.

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    6 m
  • Scroll 060 — Burritos, Bad Decisions, & Right-On-Red Rage
    Feb 4 2026

    Scroll 60 finds Unk riding home after work, stomach growling, brain racing, and morals being tested in real time. Between budgeting wins, burnt meal prep, and the dangerous pull of half-price Sonic cheeseburgers, Unk unpacks adulthood with his usual mix of humor and honesty. The episode swerves through sexual temptation, family time, road rage, gratitude, viral content reflections, and faith—capturing the messy, funny, and unfiltered thoughts that happen between red lights. A raw, cinematic ride-along about discipline, desire, and learning how to keep going without folding.

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    6 m