Find out the real reason why Cats are terrified of Cucumbers!!!

Listener Abigail tries to rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket' but is her reason good enough?

Rachel has had her first trial taste of work since being sacked. It's never gonna last.

And are we any closer to getting re-commissioned?

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.

Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.

Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.

Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

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Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!

Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.

And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.

Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.

Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.

Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

Sound effect in this podcast by https://shorturl.at/UQMcX

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On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?

Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.

Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.

Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.

Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.

Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…

Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through?

We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!!

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.

Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.

Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.

Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking.

Who’s been the most emotional? Has anyone landed a job yet? And who’s head apparently smells like arse?

Oh — and is Rachel actually selling her knickers?

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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Special Announcement!!!!!!

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.

Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.

Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.

Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.