Fear mongering with your laundry.
The largest piece of Mars ever found on Earth was sold for just over $5 million at an auction. And a Ceratosaurus nasicornis skeleton sold for way more!!
South Korea has a place where you can be locked up in a fake prison, so you can clear your mind.
Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs, and SGA, Shedeur Sanders, Bill Belichick, and Tush Push weren’t off-limits.
Von Miller is signing with the Washington Commanders, not the Denver Broncos.
The Colorado Rockies are not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

A French prisoner escaped prison via a duffel bag.

Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany.

Buccaneers will celebrate their 50th season with original 1976 uniforms in the home opener.

Haters in Pittsburgh are burning Aaron Rodgers jerseys.

Colorado lawyer Mike Sawaya apparently wears combat boots.

Scrotox is a thing, and it’s disturbing.

Humans most likely will go extinct from:

- Nuclear war.

- DNA manipulation - messing with crops that results in starvation -And/or creation or resurrection of species that will dominate us.

- Aliens.

I let a “one-upper guy” beat me in a conversation. Even though I have stories involving John Elway, Ron Pearlman, Terrell Davis, Mark Schlereth, and others.

Someone brought a weed cake to a potluck in New Zealand.

Single ladies are stealing men’s lunches to try and get their attention.

Passengers going from Cancun, Mexico to London, UK were left stranded for over 17 hours due to a couple smoking on board.

Detroit woman booted from Zoom court hearing after making PB&J during call.

Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season.

Dick Monfort is the most hated owner in all of U.S. sports.

I had an encounter with a "Karen" as I was dealing with a bad case of the poop sweats.
Chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, all in the name of fashion.
University of Florida is trying combat the state's python problem with motorized rabbits.
You're more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark.
Denver Broncos WR Marvin Mims was on Sirius XM - NFL Radio to talk about the team having belief, and it's hunger.
Robert Griffin III thinks Bo Nix was the most underrated QB in the NFL last season.

Meat sweats are a good thing.

While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue.

You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers.

44% of Americans won't show their feet in public.

Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the media, and talked about their desire to win. Plus, who will be their starting QB?

Leftovers from the Dick Monfort/Colorado Rockies conversation. What’s it going to take to get them to sell?

My interaction with Superman.

I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat.

The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water.

TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening.

Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling.

Is the movie industry stuck in a “reboot” rut?

If/when the NBA announces the next expansion team - it should be where? Seattle, Vegas, Mexico City, Kansas City, Vancouver, Louisville, Pittsburgh, or Montreal?

Woody Paige brings up some solid points of lack of action when it comes to Dick Monfort and the Colorado Rockies.

Former NHL enforcer, Nick Tarnasky beat the snot out of an idiot golfer.

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia.

Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats.

A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’.

Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band, and they’re crushing it on Spotify.

The worst boyfriend on the planet didn’t stop competing in a workout competition when his girlfriend passed out and needed medical attention.

How would you handle a coworker stealing your lunch?

Epstein, Musk, and Trump - oh my!

I saw Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson, and it was great.

We find the silver linings in all of today’s headline news stories.

A man’s BMW rolled off the ramp and smashed his junk.

Chuck E. Cheese is creating arcades for adults and "lifelong fans" alike with the launch of Chuck's Arcade.

Youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting naked and running the bases at a tournament in New York.

Teacher - Alice Ashton from the UK was swigging from a water bottle full of orange liquid which smelled of alcohol and blaring music from her laptop during the health class.

Joey Chestnut dominated Nathan's hotdog eating contest, again. I go through some of his food eating records.