Dave's son makes his Tiger Stadium debut; Brian Kelly's son was on the team - who knew?; DJing a tailgate party has got to be better than a corporate party; Heads-up ICE - if you come to NOLA, Juan's "friend" has her camera out and is ready to record!; So why is the Astrodome still standing?; The Outsiders - a better movie than a musical, especially a DEI-casted musical; Memories of The Dungeon; We'd work for less, too, if we could get some of that free stuff; and more.

MTG, how could you!; When the priest goes off script and keeps you wondering how's he gonna reel it back in; I gave at the other church - for real; Are we seeing a political civil war?; Will there be mosquitos on Thanksgiving?; An over abundant inventory of Christmas decorations; Classic Christmas songs should only be sung by Dean Martin, et al; Econ 101 according to D&J; Brian Kelly not fired - hmmmm; What's the total payout on a 50 year mortgage?; and more.

When your team's amazing comeback gives your greater grief than a loss; Cold weather = rediscovering old clothes you can still wear; And just like that, the shutdown is apparently over; So why didn't the Affordable Care Act create affordable care?; The Saints finally win now that they should just lose; A Louisiana tailgate at a Texas swim meet; If you're in the middle seat on a plane, both arm rests are yours; At what age does you're perspective on Epcot change?; 14% on any test is a definite failure, right?; That floor is slippery, slippery, bruh; Just mies away from the cartel; Another boy from the bayou now leading the Tigers; Could the chemtrail mystery be solved?; and more.

Ahh, it's that time of the year when the first chill is in the air and your heater smells like a trash fire; Yeah, a fireplace in the south isn't all it's cracked up to be; What do you do when a bird gets into your house?; Just when you thought the situation with LSU football couldn't get any worse, Governor Landry says hold my beer!; Who's screening this guy's media requests; Not just any monkeys on the loose, but aggressive, diseased monkeys; When did parents start dressing up with their kids for Halloween?; Favorite Halloween candy - what ya got?; The Disney mystic should definitely be over; The unwanted dinner invitation; and more.

Dave's latest conspiracy theory - crystal clear skies with no jet streams are related to the government shutdown; A friend from college that Juan hasn't seen in 40 years is offended by the things he finds funny - do you think he cares?; The job with the greatest income potential is obviously elected official; Shouldn't congressional districts just be square?; What happened to the Kyren Lacy story?; Let's face it, football season is over; Movie theater worker - a job that requires zero skills and even less concern for customers; When 2 for 1 at happy hour means 2 NOW; How much blood is too much for a nosebleed?; and more.

D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns all his biases are 100% conscious; and more.

Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J; Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps on the ferry; We (my family) do everything - we're Mexican; The highs of lows of the Kimmel comeback; and more.

💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭
🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos!
Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! 🚗💨
💊 TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! Dave & Juan are calling it - this investment is DONE! 📉
⚜️🤠 Saints AND Texans fans... it's time to just give up! The boys are officially throwing in the towel on both teams! 😭
⛪ "Bruh, that's a CATHOLIC wedding!" - when you realize you're in for the LONG haul! The story behind this reaction is EVERYTHING! 💒
📺 "Welcome back Kimmel... well, maybe not quite." The lukewarm return that has everyone talking! 👀