This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?!
Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that much for a concert tee; the joy of beating the line; and a disappointing pilgrimage to the grassy knoll (spoiler: it's tiny).

ALSO: Heroes without capes saving wandering toddlers, once the emcee, always the emcee; and the hotel bathroom incident that haunts us all.

🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
🤠 Bayou hospitality ;
🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);

Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being surrounded by people who remember when electricity was invented; Rick Springfield as a DJ = pure cringe content (someone please make it stop); Pro tip: At 90, you've earned the right to hide your favorite bingo cards and we'll pretend we didn't see it 🎱; and more.

So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!; Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mission accomplished - we still don't have a king; Drunk, old white people will dance to anything, especially ABBA; The history of prostitution - maybe not the best topic for the family vaca; Congrats LSU Baseball; Haha, I graduated thanks to Chat GPT; and more.

Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thing to keep it in a South Louisiana attic; SMU - the OG NIL school; Why Juan didn't pop in on Dave while they were both in Thibodaux at the same time; Bruh it's hot!; Can we just get rid of toll roads?; When you're job is to teach about dishonesty, does being dishonest count as just another part of the job?; and more.

may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy", recapturing all the escapees, too hard; Heck yeah I'll take the mini van; and more.

What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Court; Neighborhood traffic accidents; Old guy fashion tips; At this age, the level of pain is all relative; and more.