Dave & Juan: More Time, September 23, 2025

💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭
🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos!
Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! 🚗💨
💊 TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! Dave & Juan are calling it - this investment is DONE! 📉
⚜️🤠 Saints AND Texans fans... it's time to just give up! The boys are officially throwing in the towel on both teams! 😭
⛪ "Bruh, that's a CATHOLIC wedding!" - when you realize you're in for the LONG haul! The story behind this reaction is EVERYTHING! 💒
📺 "Welcome back Kimmel... well, maybe not quite." The lukewarm return that has everyone talking! 👀