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Danes Delight by Yeti

Danes Delight by Yeti

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Hi human. I’m Yeti — a brindle Great Dane with a brain bigger than a UPS truck and opinions stronger than the peanut butter jar lid I once chewed off. Welcome to “Dane’s Delight by Yeti” — the weekly Tuesday podcast where I, a Great Dane who understands humans absurdly well, explain life, break it down, laugh at it, and give advice you never knew a dog could give. But here’s the twist: I’m not just another dog. I’m the dog who sees your world more clearly than you do. Humans overcomplicate everything — careers, relationships, hustle culture, phones, buying stuff you don’t need, worrying about future catastrophes that statistically won’t even happen, comparing your life to strangers online… when all along, the only creature in the room who actually lives the present moment correctly… is the Great Dane. That’s me. I’m your case study. Every Tuesday, I bring the ancient wisdom of “The Big Dog Perspective.” What is that? It’s the science and philosophy of: – stretching long before you chase anything – napping is a power strategy, not a sign of laziness – loyalty isn’t something you SAY… it’s something you DO – most fights aren’t worth it – simple pleasures are the highest pleasures – sniff curiosity first, judge later – state your boundaries clearly — and don’t apologize for them Humans have entire industries selling courses on “mindset.” Great Danes are born with it. Humans have self-help gurus. Dogs ARE the self-help gurus. Humans need a therapist + a meditation app + a productivity hack. Great Danes just step into sunshine. I don’t need a masterclass. I am the masterclass. And every week on “Dane’s Delight by Yeti,” I break your complicated existence down into simple, hilarious, sharp, sometimes savage common sense… in a way only a giant dog who has seen humans at their weirdest can. Expect episodes like: – “Why humans settle for crumbs when they could ask for steak” – “The psychology of sniffing everything” – “How humans ruin their own mood scrolling the rectangle of doom” – “Big dog confidence vs small dog attitude” – “Yeti’s guide to not panicking over nothing” – “Why your goals suck — and how to fix them” And yes — there will be relationship advice. Trust me — I’ve overheard enough human couples argue over the dumbest stuff imaginable — and I’ve learned what actually matters. Because while humans talk in circles, Great Danes know exactly what we want: comfort, loyalty, treats, peace, good naps, and someone we actually like being around. Relationships are simple. Humans are complex. I’m here to reverse it. This is not a motivational speaker podcast. This is not therapy. This is not personal development with fake smiles. This is a Great Dane telling you the truth you already know — without fear, without filters, without trying to sound “professional.” This is COMMON SENSE… delivered by a 160-pound philosopher who drools. I don’t need to be fancy — I just need to be REAL. And once you start thinking like a Great Dane — your anxiety drops, your clarity increases, your priorities align, and your humor returns — because life gets fun again. Come back every Tuesday. Sit, listen, laugh, and learn. Welcome to Dane’s Delight by Yeti — the only podcast where a Great Dane finally explains how humans should be living.Copyright 2025 Yeti the Great Dane
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  • Humans and Their Olympic-Level Overreactions

    Humans and Their Olympic-Level Overreactions
    Nov 18 2025

    In this episode, Yeti dives into the dramatic world of human overreactions — from their panic-inducing sneezes to the way they behave when a giant Great Dane slurps water too loudly. With deadpan humor, Yeti breaks down why humans treat everyday events like catastrophic emergencies while dogs handle chaos with quiet dignity (mostly).

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    2 m
  • The Emotional Chaos of the Vet Lobby -From a Great Dane’s POV

    The Emotional Chaos of the Vet Lobby -From a Great Dane’s POV
    Nov 11 2025

    Hey human — it’s Yeti.

    In this episode of Dane’s Delight by Yeti, we’re not talking about the exam room… we’re talking about the place where the real drama happens:

    the vet lobby.

    This is the zone where:

    cats think the revolution starts at 3:15pm

    tiny dogs vibrate like malfunctioning drones

    birds question their life choices

    humans panic like they’re filing taxes in public

    And then I walk in.

    Silence. Whispers. ESPN-level weigh-in coverage.


    But here’s the truth:



    The vet lobby is not where animals get anxious.
    It’s where HUMANS do.

    Animals just exist.


    Humans spiral.

    Today’s takeaway?


    Be more like a Great Dane — calm, present, unbothered.

    Listen, laugh, and stop overthinking.


    Highlights


    • Why the vet lobby has more emotional tension than the exam room



    • The weigh-in spectacle



    • Cat revolution energy



    • Human anxiety disguised as paperwork shuffling



    • The Great Dane “stoic buffalo” mindset



    CTA

    If you laughed, share this episode. Don’t be selfish.


    New Episodes

    Every Tuesday.


    Bring treats.

    
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    3 m
  • You Scroll Social Media: I Scroll Scents

    You Scroll Social Media: I Scroll Scents
    Nov 4 2025

    Think of it this way: your eyes are great for seeing things, right? You see a sign that says "No pooping!" and you understand it. My nose reads that sign in a thousand different ways. It’s not just a "no pooping" sign; it’s a "Fifi the poodle was here, she had salmon for breakfast, and she's a little anxious about something" sign. Fascinating, right?

    We also use our noses to explore. The world is just bursting with scents! Every new smell is an adventure. Is it a new restaurant opening down the street? *sniffs* Oh, glorious sausage smell! Is it a puddle that’s been there for a week? *sniffs* Ah, yes, a puddle of many stories! We’re constantly updating our mental map of the world through scent. It’s how we understand who's been where, what they were doing, and what snacks they might have dropped. (Always important to know about dropped snacks!)


    And let's not forget communication! We don't have little phones to text our friends. We communicate through scent. When I sniff another dog's... well, their *personal data points*... I learn all about them. Are they male or female? Are they spayed or neutered? Are they friendly? Did they just eat something delicious? All this vital information, just from a quick sniff! It’s our version of a friendly handshake, or maybe a full background check.
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    6 m
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