This week, Miss Kaaaye shares the most chaotic surgery nightmare that has us questioning if it’s a sign from the universe, Bretman has a full existential crisis about routine and life loops, and we talk about how Bretman actually got famous - from shoutout-for-shoutout days to realizing this whole thing was a real business.

Plus: new music we’re obsessed with, childhood chaos, and the internet eras that raised us.

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Class is in session, and Bretman & Miss Kaaaye are getting litty and testing their knowledge with Ozzie’s “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” trivia. Spoiler: they are not. They debate oceans, rewrite PEMDAS, forget what vowels are, presidential confusion, and a whole lot of coughing into the mic. Grab your hydration, keep your brain cells close, and pray for their teachers.

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Bretman and Miss Kay rally behind Punch the bullied monkey, swap their wildest starstruck moments, and hype Alysa Liu’s iconic Olympic win - all before diving into another game of Slip-It-In.

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This week on DaBaddest Radio, we introduce our very own military baddie and take it all the way back — from chaotic middle school lore (yes, the fight videos) to active-duty leadership and reporting for duty in real life.

We’re talking glow-ups, growth, and what it actually means to evolve. From shaved-head menace energy to company commander confidence, this episode is giving transformation.

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For the long-awaited Valentine’s Day special, Bretman finally brings on the most-requested guest in DaBaddest Radio history — his videographer and right-hand king, Ozzy. After months of hearing his voice (and seeing his hands), the man behind the camera is officially stepping into the frame.

Happy almost-Valentine’s Day! May you all find a date who pulls up with flowers.

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Today, Bretman and Miss Kaaaye take their bestie Cat on a full first-date experience: rapid-fire questions, love-language tests, turn-ons, turn-offs, and yes… a deep dive into why skinny jeans should be illegal. Plus: Miss Kaaaye’s guava-coconut mocktail, thrift hauls, sugar daddies, and a mini-therapy session disguised as a date.

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Bretman and Miss Kaaaye are back with a full catch-up: workouts, injuries, dog drama, and big travel plans. They break down the stacked Best New Artist category at this year’s Grammys, share their glowing-skin secrets, and put their beauty knowledge to the test in a Sephora-powered Mythbusters game that proves once again Bretman basically invented skincare.

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It’s a very 2016-coded episode of DaBaddest Radio. Bretman and Miss K kick things off with a deep dive into nostalgia - Tumblr edits, musically era hits, high-saturation selfies, and the chokehold the 2016 beauty community had on all of us. We talk BTS’ massive comeback and world tour, Beyoncé’s mysterious “Act III,” the dream speeches we wish we could’ve witnessed, and why our thirties are about to be our final-form eras. We also get into dating timelines, moving in too early, when your frontal lobe actually develops, the icked-out first dates we survived, and whether we’d ever date fans. Spoiler: Bretman wants a partner with their own house. Preferably next door. With a guest room.

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