EMERGENCY EPISODE!

The boys call an emergency episode to talk about MERCY, a movie that came and went faster than Chris Pratt’s lovable era.

Steve and Justin have a million questions about this Philip K. Limp Dick entry in the hard sci-fi genre, like: “Is this pro- or anti-AI?”, “Why did Rebecca Ferguson agree to this?”, and “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, ANDY DWYER??” Luckily, Judge Maddox herself is here to clear some of it up.

MERCY is already a strong contender for worst movie of 2026, but unlike real AI, it has no capacity to learn anything.

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The boys are going back to where it all began to check in on their pal, QUIGLEY, the heaven-sent Pomeranian reincarnation of Gary Busey.

A lot has changed since Steve and Justin launched the Disasterpiece franchise with QUIGLEY, including the meteoric rise of LONGLEGS director Osgood Perkins, who is somehow the second lead in this faith-based family film.

Will this K-9-of-kindness kids’ adventure film hold up for the boys? Or have they seen too much insanity in the last five years for this to even register on their weird scale? Just like God, Justin and Steve are here to give Archie Channing one more shot.

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COP ROCK!! If you listened to our episode about the pilot of the gritty ’90s musical cop show COP ROCK, you know that Justin and Steve fell in love with the boys in blue who sing the blues.

So they’re heading back out on the beat to cover the second episode of this mismatched genre mash-up, titled “Ill-Gotten Gaines.”

Will the second episode be as fun as the pilot? Will the songs still come out of nowhere and have almost nothing to do with the plot? Will the cowboy robot make an appearance? WILL RANDY NEWMAN STILL PERFORM THE THEME SONG??

Luckily for the boys, the answer to all of these questions is a resounding yes.

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