Episodios

  • Democracy Sausages - A dads eye view of this weeks Aussie Election
    Apr 29 2025

    With election season heating up in Australia this week, the dads dive deep into the chaos, comedy, and contradictions of the campaign trail. From the disappearance of Stobie pole posters (RIP moustache-drawn candidates) to serious debates about nuclear energy, childcare funding, and the skyrocketing cost of milk, Rob, John, and Dave offer up their signature blend of insight, irreverence, and relatable dad commentary.

    They break down what really matters for families — cost of living pressures, who we trust to represent us, and whether free energy will ever actually be free. It’s a raw and real discussion about voting not just for politics, but for the future our kids will grow up in. Oh, and yes — democracy sausages do get a mention.

    🎧 Tune in for:

    • Why the dads aren't buying the nuclear energy sell

    • Election promises that might actually help your family

    • How the cost of living is punching parents in the wallet

    • A fair few laughs at the expense of politicians (and each other)

    Perfect for any Aussie parent trying to make sense of modern politics without falling asleep at the wheel.

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    27 m
  • Easter Fixtures - Holiday Plans and the Used by - Best by Debate!
    Apr 22 2025

    It’s the school & Easter holidays, and we’re knee-deep in Easter eggs, Holiday planning, and dodgy knees (cheers, Rob). Join Rob, John, and Dave as they take on the holy trinity of chaos: Easter, school holidays, and Anzac Day. Expect Dave's holiday hacks, caravan capers, and the Dads biggest dilemma in the current cost of living crisis? The definitive ruling on Best Before vs. Use By. Yes, we almost go aisle by aisle! It’s locker room banter meets dad life – with a side of mouldy cheese. So strap in for a proper laugh and a few useful tips (probably).

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    36 m
  • Milestone Mayhem - From Toddlers to Teens
    Apr 15 2025

    This week on the Dad United Podcast, we’re diving into the chaos and wonder of milestone moments, birthdays and icon ages as the kids grow up,—whether it’s your toddler mastering toilet training or your teen disappearing into the night with their L-plates and an app-based game of hide and seek (yep, that’s a thing now).

    With Robs son turning 16, the dads reflect on what it means to give your kids more independence while holding onto your sanity. From teen sleepovers, to the hormonal rollercoasters of puberty, to toddlers throwing fists and tantrums just to get noticed—this one’s got it all.

    We also unpack the different challenges across ages, the dynamics between siblings, and how we navigate those “I hate him / I love him” moments that somehow happen five minutes apart.

    Grab your coffee (or a beer, wine for the ladies), and let’s celebrate the madness that comes with watching our kids grow up.

    Tune in wherever you get your podcasts, and make sure youdon’t forget to follow and leave a review– we’d love to hear about the milestones in your world.

    #DadUnitedPodcast #ParentingStruggles #MilestoneMoments #TeensAndToddlers #DadLife #ParentingRealTalk


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    28 m
  • Financial Fair Play - The RBA Rate Drop – What Now, Dads?
    Apr 10 2025

    The RBA cut rates by 0.25% — but what does that actually mean for everyday dads and their families? The boys dive into the real impact: from shrinking interest payments (maybe) to juggling tighter budgets, delayed overseas holidays, fewer pub meals, and giving up the Sunday golf game (RIP).

    In classic DADS United style, Rob, John & Dave get into it — with honest banter, a few laughs, and plenty of real-life reflections on home loans, LVRs, and the price of a decent dinner out. From the brutal Adelaide housing market to private school cuts and DIY brisket nights, this one’s full of “yep, been there” moments.

    We are not financial advisors, but definitely dads trying to make sense of it all.

    Got a question or story to share? Hit us up: dadsunitedpodcast@gmail.com
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    30 m
  • Football Banter? - Dad Jokes, how far is to far when it comes to old school humour around the kids?
    Apr 3 2025

    Welcome back to another episode of DADS United Podcast! This week, Rob, John, and Dave dive into the world of dad jokes or old school humour. We’re talking about the classic groaners and cheeky benny hill classics, the kingwood country of the past TV shows and comics that just don't wash anymore. It's the new world of cancel culture and how we have evolved over the years. But it’s not about the laughs; we’re tackling that crucial topic—what’s appropriate in today’s world?

    Join us as we explore the boundaries of humor, touching on topics like religion, race, and everything in between. Plus, hold onto your hats—there's a Freudian slip followed by bit of toilet humour in this episode that has the boys losing it for about 30 seconds. You won’t want to miss that! OMG ...grow up!

    And speaking of adventures, we’ve got to address the elephant in the room—Rob’s been overseas in Amsterdam! Tune to see if we uncover whether his trip was all about the tulips or just a cheeky punt.

    We apologise for the delay in releasing this episode. Rob’s been navigating the canals and the time zones, but we’re back and ready to roll!


    Tune in and let us know your thoughts! #DadJokes #DadsUnited #PodcastFun


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    32 m
  • Extra Time 2025 - Questions from our Audience
    Feb 28 2025

    Extra Time: The Q&A Knockout Round!

    Alright, legends, it’s that time again our first for 2025 — Extra Time, where YOU the listeners hit us with the big questions, and we go 1-on-1 with the answers (and maybe a few dad jokes along the way). No topic is off-limits in this round, and today, we’re diving deep into some serious, hilarious, and downright tricky parenting and relationship dilemmas.

    🔹 Reigniting the spark – When life, work, and parenting kill the romance, how do you bring it back?
    🔹 Housework wars – Who does more, and does pushing ‘start’ on a robovac actually count?
    🔹 Thinking about divorce – Should you call it quits or fight for it?
    🔹 Failing at fatherhood? – The stress is real. Are you really failing, or just feeling the pressure?
    🔹 When kids fly the nest – What happens when they don’t need you anymore?
    🔹 Hidden credit card debt – Found your partner’s secret spending? Now what?
    🔹 Stay-at-home dads – Should they get a paycheck for their full-time gig?
    🔹 Soft parenting vs. old-school discipline – Are we raising a generation of marshmallows?
    🔹 Keeping a social life as a parent – Can dads still have mates and beers without the guilt?

    Raw, unfiltered, and straight from the DADS United locker room, this episode is packed with real talk, hard truths, and a few laughs to get you through. Buckle up—it's Extra Time! 🎙️⚽🍻

    👉 Got a question for the next round? Slide into our DMs or hit us up at dadsunitedpodcast@gmail.com

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    31 m
  • New Season, New Coaches - Back to School, New Teachers, New Challenges & Parental Guilt
    Feb 20 2025


    The kids are back in school, and the DADS United crew is diving into the highs, lows, and downright stressful moments of the new academic year! In this episode Rob, John, and Dave tackle the big questions:

    How do you handle a new teacher? – Whether it’s a fresh-faced rookie or a seasoned pro, adjusting to a new educator can be tricky. And what if your child’s teacher isn’t quite up to scratch? The boys discuss how to navigate concerns without being that parent.

    Getting involved in school life – From reading newsletters (yes, actually reading them) to attending acquaintance nights, mid-year reviews, and even volunteering, we break down the best ways to stay connected to your child’s education without being a helicopter parent.

    Parental guilt & sharing the load – Who’s doing the school runs? Who’s checking homework? We tackle the silent (or not-so-silent) struggle between parents on balancing responsibilities and avoiding the dreaded who’s the better parent competition.

    Packed with practical advice, funny real-life experiences, and plenty of dad wisdom, this episode is a must-listen for any parent navigating the school year!

    Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts! #DadsUnited #BackToSchool #ParentingWinsAndFails

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    29 m
  • Valentine’s Day Special - Flowers, Fuss & Furry Friends
    Feb 14 2025

    Love is in the air… or is it just panic setting in? The lads are back, and this time, they’re tackling Valentine’s Day. Is it all about MUM, or do the kids expect a bit of love too? And what about the DADS—does anyone want them to be their Valentine in today’s world?

    Rob, John, and Dave break down the do’s and don’ts of the big day—should you plan something special, or is a last-minute dash to the petrol station for some sad-looking flowers an acceptable move? Do you even know her favourite flowers, or are you just hoping she likes the "best of what’s left"?

    And then there’s the question no one’s asking—what’s Valentine’s Day got to do with cats and dogs? No, seriously. Stick around till the end, because Rob and Dave are still trying to figure out how that’s even a thing.

    A mix of football banter, dad dilemmas, and last-minute love-saving strategies—this one’s a must-listen for every dad who’s ever had to pretend they definitely didn’t forget.

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    33 m
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