This was voiced by Officer Avocado.

An emergency broadcast issued by the Department of Anomalies Containment. The advisory announces the escape of multiple Tyrannosaurus rex specimens from a secure facility following deliberate sabotage by fugitive staff member Dr. Robert Manson.

The message provides a physical description of both the fugitive and the escaped animals, outlines their potential threat to public safety, and instructs citizens on proper reporting procedures.

This was voiced by u/SuperRadSam.

This transmission provides an official advisory regarding an anomalous safe-box observed in residential and commercial environments. The object manifests without prior record of purchase or placement and may be identified by a shifting emblem, typically in the form of a clock-face or hourglass motif.

The safe-box exhibits properties inconsistent with inert objects, including autonomous relocation through time and progressive increases in strength and cognition. Individuals who encounter the object will recall a twelve-digit access code despite no prior interaction. The box’s interior appears empty but functions as a hostile environment; subjects drawn inside undergo catastrophic physical trauma followed by a twelve-hour process of atomic disintegration.

Citizens are instructed not to open the object under any circumstance. Interaction or attempts at containment may accelerate hostile activity. Continuous observation is required; the anomaly cannot move while being watched. In the event the observer must disengage, responsibility must be transferred without interruption.

All sightings must be reported immediately to the Department of Anomalies Containment. Do not attempt to secure, relocate, or destroy the safe-box. Maintain visual contact and await arrival of containment units.

This transmission provides an official briefing regarding an unregistered mirror anomaly discovered in residential environments. The object may appear spontaneously and exhibits properties that interfere with human perception, including but not limited to delayed or altered reflections, visual distortions, and auditory hallucinations.

Citizens are instructed to avoid direct interaction with the anomaly. Handling, photographing, or destroying the object may exacerbate its effects. Detailed containment procedures are provided, including immediate evacuation of the affected area, securing the environment, and contacting the Department of Anomaly Containment.