Prepare for battle because this week CFX is waging another album war episode. And, this time, the stakes are high because we are covering one of the great geniuses of popular music, Joni Mitchell. Joni was already one of the most talented and innovative musicians ever, with her multilayered chords, unprecedented use of alternate tunings, her insane vocal range and brilliant lyricism when, in 1971, she cranked things up a notch and released Blue, which blew (get it!?) everyone away. This album was not only the most personal and raw confessional singer songwriter albums of the time, but it still holds that position today. And, she continued to innovate to the point where in 1974, she released another watershed album, Court and Spark. This album featured a full band, jazz virtuosos, the LA Express, and more elaborate orchestral accompaniment and even more sophisticated arrangements. Lyrically, it was still confessional but expanded on this and continued Joni’s story. Jeff thinks that Blue will never be surpassed and he argues that in this episode, starting with the tumultuous relationships and Joni’s many travels that led to its striking (and now legendary) songs. Slip prefers Court and Spark and he argues that it surpasses Blue in some ways and showcases more of Joni’s talents for composition and arrangement. Slip also tries to fit an extra tribute to The Hissing of Summer Lawns (his favorite Joni album). You can decide who wins after the smoke clears (and because it’s Joni Mitchell, a new inductee into the CFX Super Smoker Hall of Fame, there’s a LOT of smoke!) Of course, we also can’t help but get a bit gossipy since all of these songs are about the various famous relationships that inspired these songs. We go into the history and try to piece together the stories of the songs and, as usual, along the way, we learn…

• Why Joni should have titled her third album Dudes of the Canyon
• What’s Slip’s beef with Jackson Browne (calm down, man… )
• What John Lennon thought of Court and Spark
• What future famous artist and Joni fan was branded a stalker by Joni’s management
• What is the massive flaw of Court and Spark
• How Jeff managed to get a Steely Dan Easter egg into this episode

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This week CFX takes on one of Jeff’s favorite movies, the 1985 comedy Real Genius. Featuring a very young Val Kilmer, Real Genius does some of the same classic tropes as other teen comedies of the day, and it may break the record for the “most montages in a single film”, but it really is a cut above other similar movies of its time. Not only does it stand out for the way it depicts college life at a very exclusive scientific institution, but also excels in its satirization of the 1980s military industrial complex and its exploitation of science for nefarious ends. The movie is also is full of quotable dialog and memorable scenes and has a twist ending that has to be seen to be believed. We both have a bit of history with the film, which we discuss, and we talk about the whole zeitgeist of 1980s films that deal with science and technology (such as War Games - which we discussed at length in episode 41 - check it out!). We also do a complete walk-through of the film and we might have even got a little too detailed since this is our longest episode ever! And, as usual, along the way we learn…

• Who is the real-life Laszlo Hollyfield
• What scene has haunted Slip for all these years
• What does it mean for a screenplay to get BABALOOED
• How does a little known, crackpot philosophy called aesthetic realism lead to one of the most insane moments in CFX history
• Why Michelle Meyrink is probably happy she left Hollywood before digital cameras became mainstream
• Why it sucked to be a guy at CalTech in the 1980’s
• How getting the technical details right really matters
• Why math on tape is hard to follow
• Why number 2 is one thing we’re not taking
• And, finally, we continue the “who else dated Cher” game

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To celebrate the holidays and ring in the new year CFX is rolling it all out: Songs! Elaborate Dance Routines! Corny Banter! Skits! Sketches! Disco! Ice Skating! Washed up old celebrities! Sid and Marty Kroft! Fred Silverman! Uncle Milty’s schlong! The 70s! That’s right, the CFX Holiday 2025 70s Variety Show Spectacular is here. In this episode, we wipe away the cobwebs on what essentially is an extinct TV show phenomenon, focusing on four shows in particular: two that were very successful and two that were generally recognized as fiascos. We find out why this type of show was at once so popular but then seemed to die at the end of the decade. Where other once popular phenomena such as the Western and the Musical, have come back over the years, the Variety Show, despite some valiant attempts, seems pretty much dead in the dirt. Why the fuck is that? Well, we’ll tell you and, along the way, we’ll learn…

• What was the recurring Variety Show sketch that a young Eddie Vedder sang along with every night
• Which ‘70s celebrity didn’t date Cher (we still don’t know)
• Which ‘80s rock guitarist was too ashamed to admit he played on a Donnie Osmond album
• Who made up the cast of the lost, all gay ‘70s Wizard of Oz remake
• What 70’s variety show was widely considered to be one of the worst things ever to air on TV
• Why Jerry Lewis was even less funny than you remember
• The depths of hell Jeff is willing to endure in order to entertain our “fan” in revisiting a reviled and horrific musical duo
• And, finally, we have a visit from a wizened special guest who brings some holiday cheer and advice both romantic and hygienic

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