Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity!

Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big ol' plate of raw oysters, or as we like to call 'em, "gooey boogers" - yum! And if y'all ain't got yer fill of redneck wisdom, we're also talkin' 'bout our brand spankin' new merch shop, which y'all can check out at https://cfd.printify.me/products.

We'll be jawin' 'bout all the latest news and trends on X, and how us poor folk only need three things to be happy: AC, beer, and cable TV. And if y'all ain't had yer fill of political shenanigans, we'll be dishin' the dirt on Hillary Clinton and that there Russian steel dossier.

But wait, there's more! We'll also be gittin' all excited 'bout the upcoming release of Shrek 5 in 2025 - yeehaw! So grab yerself a cold one, kick back, and get ready for another wild ride with Patton and Jason on Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! TGIF -- We's tickled pink that y'all decided to join us fer our Friday episode of Critters For Dinner. Today, Patton and Jason's start off with some good ol' Stuffed Possum fer supper. Then, they be jawin' 'bout Patton's pup, Willie Nelson, and how she spoils that lil' rascal. We have ourselves a hoot watchin' some Fursuit Friday videos and wrap it all up with a bit of show business, includin' Patton and Jason sharin' their X profile tags. And don't fergit, today is National Selfie Day! Take a selfie and drop it in the thread of this here video on Twitter. So grab a seat and let's get this shindig goin'!

Howdy y'all!

On today’s show, Patton and Jason kick things off with some Chicken Livers for Dinner and gab 'bout Patton’s homemade peanut butter pie. Them two keep talkin’ food, chattin' 'bout Trailer Park Nachos. Patton also shows off her brand new puppy named Willie Nelson. They jaw 'bout what's trendin' on the X, like Juneteenth, Stonehenge, Birdman, Freedom Day, and other stuff. Y'all enjoy the show and thanks a heap for sharin' it with all your friends!

Thanks fer tunin' in to Critters For Dinner! We's mighty blessed to be part of sumthin' way bigger than ourselves, and it's y'all, the amazin' #CrittersCrew, that makes this whole shebang work. We owe it all to y'all, our fantastic community, fer helpin' us bring this show to life each week.

Fer them new to the crew, hosts Patton and Jason bring fresh episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The show’s mostly full of fun and nonsense, but every now and then we talk 'bout serious stuff—always with a good chuckle.

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Once again, thank ya fer spendin' some of yer precious time with us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We truly 'preciate yer support and look forward to many more laughs with y'all!