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This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas).

I'm not a Landman. I'm an Oilman.

Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim.

Joseph really dislikes Landman.

Jason make a controversial last-minute pick after getting one his top selection squashed before the lists get started.

Jim loads the show with plenty of Die Hard impressions.

Which actors is type cast as the ultimate douche in one of the episode' selection?

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This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema.

No. The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list.

When good actors go bad: A new topic?

Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened.

Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some of the best robe scenes were actual done with towels.

Joseph confesses his infatuation with Donna Reed.

Will Hell freeze over when Jason actually runs the table with legit selections making the list?

Who writes a check for .69 cents?

Who advertised on Rocky's robe?

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This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs.

Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler.

Jim claims to have "The most '70s' " family photo ever.

Jason pushes the interpretational boundaries (again) by claiming a remake is actually an original song as long as it has a few extra lyrics.

Joseph reminisces about him and Jim's bro love over Zima and Tone Loc.

Jim's impression of Darius Rucker is impressive, but not as impressive as his impression of Bob Dylan.

My Fair Lady, who knew?

What song was used for the first season of Happy Days?

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You'll poke your eye out with this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie.

Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video.

It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard.

Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny).

Jim gets and early Christmas with an Earnest movie finally making it on the list.

Half of that is from me!

There's only one rule in Santa Club: if you kill Santa, you become Santa.

Why does Ed Asner make a great Santa?

Which actor's portrayal of Santa specialized in the Mrs. Beasley doll?

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This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings.

Jason Meeker: Car without lugnuts.

Tofu turkey. No, thank you.

You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Jim performs a holiday tradition of doing an Al Pacino impression.

What movie does Robert Downey Jr. have no memory of being in?

What's wrong with the dark meat? Why don't you eat the dark meat?

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This episode is number 299. That's a lot of episodes.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods.

Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom!

Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep.

Crime is the disease, and he's the cure.

Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first row.

Bear rape!

Jim has a special set of skills. He will impersonate anyone mentioned on the show.

Jason and Joseph estimate their duration of living in the 1830s Canadian wilderness is less than fifteen minutes.

Joseph refuses to dance like a monkey for Jason.

Jason almost makes it to his 100th episode before getting his first pity vote.

Will there ever be a "classic" podcast series?

Which character used his sweat like Gillette?

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This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me).

He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest.

But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died.

Jason gives out parenting advice on raising your child with iconic Jack Palance lines.

She could take a punch, but not a stool.

Amazingly, Morgan Freeman gets impersonated the most in the show without receiving a single nomination.

Whose mother was a toaster and granddaughter was a stripper?

Which actor missed being nominated for a hat trick of performances by one year?