Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

The name Brick says it all.

Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad".

Merkin Muffly... enough said.

Jason debates himself against his own selection... and loses.

The actual name was Merkin Galore.

What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

Pistachio Disguisey? How about Lazy Writer?

Are you ever going to text me?

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Are you ever going to text me?

What's this episode about, Dude?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances.

Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire.

Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis.

He was destined for the chipper.

Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink when it comes to braving icy roads for his delivery services.

Why can't you be more like your brother? Harold would never beat up his landlord.

Which director is Steve Buscemi's doppelganger?

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This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025.

SSHIEELDS UP!

While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances.

Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in.

Not only was Superman great, but it was also good that he found himself a nice Jewish girl.

Jim digs himself one of the biggest holes by contemplating spending eternity with his wife.

Jason and Jim list a few missed product placement ads for Hamnet.

Joseph and Jim like the idea of renting family and friends.

Which movie had a three-way tie for being overblown and not very good?

Which movie didn't need vampires to be good?

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This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films.

Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety.

Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar".

Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great place to start.

" You are the greatest lover I've ever had. /Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

Ass Map

Somehow “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” returns to the show.

Jason can't go back on his selection. It's already in the vault.

How many pushups can Bill Murray do at the beginning of Stripes?

Can Jim do a George C. Scott impersonation without coughing?

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This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year.

Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist!

Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!?

Jim's admiration for AI comes down to Elvis remakes of popular movies.

Jason champions his favorite cancelled TV show.

Joseph attempts to hijack the show and turn it into a book club podcast.

Should a kid be excited to see Grandpa play football?

Why does Apple hate people who like to binge?

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This episode is looking for an afternoon delight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year.

2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted.

“Don't honey me, HI. You better get me that asteroid!”

Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics.

Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house for a week when FIFA comes to Houston.

Jim is looking for to episode 350 so you better keep listening.

Will Cadillac ever be part of F1 or is it all in Joseph's head?

How many football fans turn out to be fans of Jessica Fletcher because of network programming?

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This episode doesn't come with batteries.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie.

Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?”

Corey Feldman ruins everything.

We're going to make some break and get fat.

You'll put your eye out.

Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess?

What was the gift from Bill?