Are you ever going to text me?

This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags.

Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason.

Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight.

James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame.

I haven't had a carb since 2004.

I work with retards.

Jason and Joseph agree that they are getting old and don't like change.

Jason offends all Frenchmen (again).

NO WIRE COATHANGERS!

Which bot receives "Douche of the Day"?

How did Chet not make it on the list?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode has more grizzle than any other episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters.

Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven.

You're gonna eat thunder and crap thunder.

I'm here to talk about "diabeetus".

Wes Hightower.

Jason and Joseph agree that a great performance can be unintelligible.

You're my boy, Blue!

Is it going to be different this time?

Why is the plumbing cartel preventing the production of a better designed toilet?

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This episode has Pocket Pool.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters.

Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard.

Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one damn bit.

Jim matches the carpet with the drapes.

While all three of the bots had a ventriloquist dummy. None of them had Franklin.

Jason is an ally to all redheads.

Joseph reveals his cartoon fetish.

Jim laments that one of his biggest regrets is chickening out to get Christina Hendricks' autograph.

Naked Clarabell!

Jim nails the deep, throaty impression of Lucille Ball.

Is it me, or is Ariel hot?

What was the biggest hit from the Recess Monkeys?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode be slappa da bass, mon.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies.

I like the stretchy pants.

Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track.

Still Alice is still depressing.

Hello Dolly? Hello, another Walter Matthau impression.

It's Merman!! Merman!!

You pulled a Munson.

How can you possibly not feel good about Dr. J and the Spinners in the same movie?

Did Neil Young really want to whip it?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.

Love Island… the worst.

L.B.L.D

You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.

Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.

All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters.

Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish.

Joseph is chastised and shamed for not having watched more than one season of “Better Call Saul”.

Newman!

What’s with the love of calzones?

Can I use the bathroom?

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The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."

Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.

Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.

Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.

Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot.

Iced coffee! Who knew?

"Caffeine'll kill ya!"

Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.

Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers.

Taste a bit nutty.

Do you want a toe? I'll get you a toe.

Why does the world's best cup of coffee taste like crap?

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This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.

Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.

Girls on trampolines.

Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.

GPS made this TV concept obsolete.

No Ma'am!

Jason is ready to party with a plunger.

Willie, the robe!

What car would be too controversial to be on TV today?

What show had the original title "Not the Cosbys?

Are you ever going to text me?

The aggression against this episode will not stand.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.

Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.

Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns.

Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later.

Suffering and where to find great Chinese food.

Fat, stupid, and drunk is no way to go through life, son.

It's a sweater!

The Mel Gibson fan can't watch JoJo Rabbit because of its anti-Semitism theme.

Why does Jim still have clippings of old movie ads from the newspaper?

Why does everyone in this show have a French accent like Maurice Chevalier?