“He didn’t run. He didn’t panic. He just walked away… like he’d done this before.”

He didn’t leave calling cards.

No dramatic symbols, no cryptic notes, no demands.

He didn’t stalk his victims, not in any way that left a digital trail.

And if anyone saw him at all, he barely made a dent in their memory—just a quiet, white man, average height, maybe in his late 20s or early 30s. Not handsome. Not ugly. Not anything that stuck.

But by the time he killed Nancy Kitzmiller in St. Charles, Missouri, he had already left four people dead across two states in less than a month. And nobody even knew his name.

And these weren’t chaotic scenes.

There were no shattered glass displays, no security alarms, no frantic 911 calls from survivors. Just small businesses. Solitary clerks. One shot. No witnesses. No getaway car burning rubber out of the lot.

He didn’t flee—he left.

Police initially wavered—was this robbery gone wrong? Random violence? But if it was about money, he was really bad at it. The cash drawers were always opened but barely touched. Expensive merchandise? Untouched.

This wasn’t a man who wanted to take something.

This was a man who wanted to do something. Something awful. Something final.

Listen in for all the details on this chilling case, one unlike any Crime Clueless has ever covered.

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In Part 2 of our deep dive into the baffling death of Phoebe Handsjuk, we’re pulling back the curtain on the investigation—and it’s not pretty. From missing security footage to bizarre crime scene oversights, this episode unpacks the behind-the-scenes missteps that left a grieving family with more questions than answers. We’ll break down the leading theories—accident, suicide, or something much darker—and explore the details that just don’t sit right. If you thought the garbage chute was the strangest part of this story... you haven’t heard anything yet.

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When 24-year-old Phoebe Handsjuk was found dead at the bottom of a luxury apartment building’s garbage chute—missing a shoe, her foot nearly severed, and surrounded by trash—the official word was “accidental death.” But… excuse us, what now? In this head-scratching episode, we dive 12 stories deep into a case that makes zero sense the more you learn about it. Was Phoebe's death a tragic mix of wine, Ambien, and poor judgment? Or was something darker lurking behind the pristine walls of the Balencea apartments?

Join us as we untangle bizarre text messages, broken glass, a very questionable boyfriend, a mysterious shrine of candles, and a trash chute that basically requires an Olympic gymnast to climb into. We ask the questions the official investigation didn’t—and we do it with our usual dose of sarcasm, side-eye, and serious respect for Phoebe.

Grab your true crime goggles and maybe avoid high-rises for a while… this one’s a wild ride.

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It started with a friend request. Then a petty comment. Then a block. Then… murder.

In this jaw-dropping episode of Crime Clueless, we’re diving into one of the pettiest—and most tragic—double murders ever linked to a social media fight: the killings of Billie Jean Hayworth and Billy Payne, two young parents gunned down in their home in Mountain City, Tennessee, while their baby lay in Billie’s arms.

And behind it all? A wannabe-crime-boss grandma with a gun, a jealous ex-girlfriend with Wi-Fi rage, and a group of unhinged accomplices known as “The Crips”—and no, not those Crips. This is small-town vengeance turned murder conspiracy turned… “you cannot make this up.”

We’ll walk you through the absolutely bonkers events that led to two young lives being taken over blocked Facebook profiles, explore how a baby was left crying in his dead mother’s arms, and ask the ultimate question: How did so many people willingly sign up for a murder plan this ridiculous?

This one has drama, dysfunction, and enough red flags to fill your feed. Buckle up.

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On a quiet February morning in 1996, 31-year-old Terry Paquette showed up early to work at the Lil’ Champ convenience store in Orlando. Hours later, his coworkers walked into one of the most horrifying crime scenes the area had ever seen—Terry was found brutally murdered in the store’s bathroom. He had been stabbed 73 times, his throat was slashed, and blood covered the floor, the walls, even the stall doors. But despite DNA left at the scene… the case went cold.

For 26 years, Terry’s killer walked free.

In this episode of Crime Clueless, we dig into the murder that haunted investigators for decades. We explore the frustratingly stagnant early investigation, the mystery surrounding the crime scene, and how, thanks to genetic genealogy and a few discarded beer cans, a name finally emerged: Kenneth Stough Jr. The arrest, trial, and conviction that followed proved one thing—justice might be slow, but it never forgets.

We’ll break down how this case was solved, what took so long, and why Terry’s story deserves to be remembered—not just for how he died, but for how long it took to say his name with justice behind it.

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When ophthalmologist Toni Henthorn set off on a romantic anniversary hike with her husband, Harold, she had no idea she was about to take her last step. What should have been a scenic, love-filled getaway ended in tragedy when she mysteriously fell 140 feet to her death in Rocky Mountain National Park.

Harold, ever the devoted husband (cough), had an explanation—an unfortunate accident. Just like when his first wifedied in a freak accident. Just like when he waited 45 minutes to call for help. Just like when he took out nearly $5 million in life insurance on Toni before her fall.

Coincidence? We think not.

Join us as we unravel the absurdity, the red flags, and the jaw-dropping twists in this case—from a non-existent picnic to a failed first murder attempt to a slideshow funeral that defied all logic. And oh, we’re saving the first wife’s death for the perfect bombshell moment, just like Harold did.

Because when two wives die in bizarre “accidents”, the only real accident is marrying Harold Henthorn in the first place.

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In 1985, a quiet home in Bedford County, Virginia, became the scene of a brutal double murder. Derek and Nancy Haysom, a well-respected couple, were found savagely slain in their own home—a crime that shocked the community and left investigators searching for answers.

At first glance, the Haysoms seemed to have no enemies. Who could have wanted them dead? As detectives dug deeper, they uncovered a web of secrets, a tumultuous love affair, and a shocking betrayal that would take them across continents in search of the truth.

But was the case as open-and-shut as it seemed? Did the justice system get it right, or was there more to the story than the world was led to believe?

Join us as we unravel the chilling details of the Haysom case, where love, deception, and a quest for freedom collided in one of the most controversial convictions in modern history.

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A respected Pentagon insider. A cybersecurity expert with government ties. A man who helped shape U.S. military policy—found beaten to death, discarded in a landfill.

In the final days of 2010, John "Jack" Wheeler III was seen wandering the streets, confused and disoriented, claiming his briefcase had been stolen. Days later, his bruised and battered body was found in a Delaware landfill, his death ruled a homicide by blunt force trauma. But who killed him—and why?

Was his murder a professional hit? Did he stumble upon something classified that made him a target? Or was he the victim of a crime that just doesn’t add up?

This week, Crime Clueless dives into the mystery, conspiracy, and chilling final moments of Jack Wheeler’s life. Was he silenced for what he knew? And if so—who wanted him gone?

Join us as we break down the evidence, the theories, and the missing answers in one of the strangest unsolved cases in modern history.

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