Jacob loves artisanal cheese -- so why did he upset the cheesemaker at the Farmer's Market? Jessica is one of the most stylish people around -- so why does she want a sparkly crocheted toilet paper cover from a Farmer's Market? And what do Taika Waititi, Bret McKenzie, and golf have to do with the Farmer's Market? Maybe nothing! But then again, maybe everything! We also discuss protein donuts, a preponderance of watermelons, and relay some surprisingly accurate information about snakes!

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We watched THE BROKENWOOD MYSTERIES, season 7, episode 4, "Something Nasty in the Market."

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Growing up I lived so close to my elementary school that I walked home for lunch every day. One year, for my birthday, I asked for something truly special -- to have lunch at school! And it was ... fine. The chicken nuggets were merely OK, if I remember correctly. You know what would have made my schooltime lunch epic? If Charlie Cale was my lunchlady! Luckily, POKER FACE heard the cry of my subconscious, and has given us Natasha Lyonne in a hairnet serving up Sloppy Joes and sweet, sweet schoolyard justice. And even though Jessica disagrees, we'll add the cheese ourselves.

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We watched POKER FACE, season 2 episode 6, "Sloppy Joseph."

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It's summertime, which means Jessica is once again trying to turn Cluedunnit into a bike racing podcast. Which is probably better than Jacob trying to remember the risque French he learned in high school. We also stumble upon the most brilliant - or just luckiest - bit of Google SEO ever related to villa rentals in the south of France. Because who hasn't always yearned for a stone farm house with a helipad? But can we fly in with the right guess?

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We watched THE MADAME BLANC MYSTERIES series 3, episode 4, "Jackal"

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Is it weird that INSPECTOR MORSE'S show titles sound like a goth teenager wrote them while rebelling against their parents?

"You use to be such a sweet boy, Johnny. Why are you running around listening to the Cure and wearing black eyeliner?"

"Death is now my neighbour, Mum."

"What have you got to be so sad about?"

"The sins of the fathers."

"Who are your friends?"

"The dead of Jericho."

"Oh for goodness sake. I give up. Go wash up for dinner then set the table."

To help you remain calm for all the surly teens in your life, we introduce a new ASMR segment -- does it help us notch a victory?

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We watched INSPECTOR MORSE series 8, episode 3 "Death Is Now My Neighbour."

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Let's play a game called "Would you live there?" We name a place and you tell us whether you'd live there, even with significantly higher chances of being murdered. How about Cabot Cove? Midsomer County? A smelly houseboat on the edge of Chelsea? It's the thought of the smell rather than the murders that makes the houseboat unappealing -- but CHELSEA DETECTIVE is very appealing! This slightly snarky, possibly prickly detective wants to play bad cop, but he's not intimidating anyone in that cardigan. Instead, he's solving cases and we're guessing wildly. Is it finally time we get one right?

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We watched THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE series 2, episode 4 "A Crime of Passion."

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If Elvis, Sherlock Holmes, and Will Shortz walked into a mystery -- well, we'd definitely watch that, just like we devoured LUDWIG! We paused viewing only long enough to record this episode and have a simmering feud over what, exactly, the criteria are for a locked-room mystery. Jacob's still not convinced

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We watched LUDWIG, series 1, episode 5. (There's no title given for the episode! Quick, let's name it for them! Andante con moto! Scherzo allegro! Nerds rule, jocks drool! Put your suggestion in the comments!)

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It's not a noir, but it's on the moor! We stay on our British, female detective stint and head up to Manchester for one of the great villains of all time. This is also halfway to a foodie episode, too. Jacob has some great ideas for restaurants looking to extend teh QR-code menu trend into a haute-cuisine direction and Jessica teaches us all about British flapjacks.

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We watched SCOTT & BAILEY series 4, episode 7, "Fatal Error."

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We leave our Kenneth Branagh interlude behind for some sun, sex, and silly gardening hacks you won't believe! Which we're sure is some kind of TikTok trend that we're absolutely going to ignore. Because there's plenty of affairs to keep track of in this episode, what with the old flames and cheating spouses -- and that's before we factor in some ribald literary humor. That's right, our English degrees are good for something!

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We watched ROSEMARY & THYME season 3, episode 4, "Agua Cadaver."

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