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  • Laughing Through Midlife with Cannabis, Chaos & Courage | The Clock Keeps Turning
    Dec 19 2025

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    In this episode, Queenie & TT settle in from the cold and let the conversation wander where midlife brains naturally go: time, exhaustion, politics, cannabis confusion, words we love (and loathe), and finally… letting shit go.

    They talk about winter resentment, being trapped indoors, and the creeping sense that everything feels heavier lately — especially as the political landscape grows more chaotic, cruel, and intentionally overwhelming. From the constant barrage of disturbing headlines to the feeling that the system is designed to exhaust and numb us, Queenie & TT name what so many people are quietly feeling: this isn’t just politics — it’s a human gut punch.

    On the cannabis front, TT tries to make sense of wildly conflicting news coming out of Washington — hemp bans, rescheduling rumors, Supreme Court decisions, harsher prosecutions in non-legal states, and the desperate need for actual research instead of fear-based nonsense. Meanwhile, both hosts share what they’ve consumed, because consistency matters.

    Things lighten up with word nerdery, pronunciation aversions, favorite mouth-feel words (intergalactic makes a return), and another round of “Did This Really Happen, Or Is It Just Kaka?” featuring sheep who got into medical cannabis, alleged time travel via military time, and some truly impressive mental gymnastics.

    The episode lands exactly where midlife wisdom lives:

    This week’s Fuck-It List entry — Christmas cards… and apologizing for not doing everything.

    No more guilt. No more over-explaining. No one is harmed if a card doesn’t arrive. The clock keeps turning, expectations need adjusting, and choosing peace is not a moral failure.

    Warm, funny, rambling in the best way, and quietly profound — this is midlife in real time.

    The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

    Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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    37 m
  • Breaking news: Cannabis moves from Schedule I to Schedule III
    Dec 18 2025

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    Queenie & TT jump on the mic to talk through the announcement that President Donald J. Trump has signed an executive order initiating the move to reclassify cannabis from a Schedule I drug to Schedule III — meaning marijuana would no longer be federally categorized alongside heroin and fentanyl.

    They unpack what this does and does not mean right now, including the required 30-day public comment period, the likelihood of legal challenges, and why this is not an automatic or guaranteed rescheduling. TT explains the potential implications for cannabis research, federal oversight, banking access for cannabis businesses, and why stock exchange listings are still off the table.

    The conversation also covers early reporting about a pilot Medicare reimbursement program for CBD, why this could be a meaningful foothold for older adults, and how rescheduling could finally allow for more legitimate, large-scale scientific research instead of fear-based assumptions.

    Queenie and TT talk candidly about political motivations, expected pushback from the DEA and FDA, the ongoing uncertainty around hemp-derived THC restrictions, and the possible global ripple effects of a change in U.S. drug policy.

    Recorded within hours of the announcement, this episode captures a real-time reaction to a major moment in cannabis policy — with cautious optimism, skepticism, and the clear understanding that we’re officially entering a new phase of the conversation.

    The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

    Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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    10 m
  • Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom | You're a Native New Yorker
    Dec 12 2025

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    In this festive, snarky, holly-jolly episode, Queenie & TT recap Queenie’s whirlwind NYC adventure with 11 family members—complete with wooden escalators at Macy’s, Midtown crowds, a surprisingly safe and clean Rockefeller Center, LED pedicabs dressed like disco elves, and a Greek diner miracle where eight people were seated together during the holidays.

    The conversation shifts to the cannabis world, where TT brings the latest on the politicians quietly sneaking a hemp-derived THC ban into a federal budget bill, the alliances forming in response, and the crucial December 19th Supreme Court decision that could reshape the industry. Meanwhile, Queenie and TT compare edibles, discuss their latest consumption, and marvel at how rarely NYC seemed to smell like weed this year.

    Then it’s everyone’s favorite segment:

    Could They, Should They, Might They Have Been Stoned – or Is It Just Kaka?

    From elevator mishaps to a 911 call gone spectacularly wrong, TT once again proves her stoner-detection skills are razor sharp.

    Finally, this week’s Fuck-It List entry lands with midlife authority:

    🔥 Saying NO — without a three-minute apology, explanation, or performance of guilt.

    Inspired by an uncomfortable-but-brilliant Andy Richter moment, Queenie & TT unpack the power of reclaiming time, boundaries, and dignity. No justifications. No softening. Just “No.” Period.

    They wrap with holiday decorating, stockings, traditions with grandkids, and the comforting glow of feeling at home for Christmas for the first time in years.

    Funny, warm, chaotic, cannabis-infused, and unmistakably midlife.

    The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

    Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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    43 m
  • Laughing Through Midlife with Cannabis, Chaos & Courage | You Dropped a Bomb on Me
    Dec 5 2025

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    Time is speeding up, brains are rebooting at 66, and the exit ramp is visible — but nobody’s ready to put their blinker on just yet.

    This week, Queenie & TT cover:

    • A fascinating new theory about brain development shifting again in your mid-60s
    • Why it suddenly feels illegal to waste time after a certain age
    • The Supreme Court possibly stepping into cannabis reform
    • The return of What Have You Consumed Today
    • A chaotic round of Could’ve Done This If Stoned
    • A barking dog meltdown mid-recording (because of course)
    • And this week’s Fuck It List entry:
    • 👉 Apologizing for taking up space

    Throw in Thanksgiving, travel plans, the Rockettes, sibling generosity, and midlife clarity… and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged yet deeply relatable episode.

    ✅ FULL SHOW NOTES (Long-Form)

    This episode kicks off with a truth bomb: time is accelerating, and according to new research, our brains may undergo another major developmental shift around age 66. Suddenly, the urgency to stop wasting time makes a whole lot of sense.

    Queenie introduces the now-iconic metaphor:

    “I can see the exit ramp… but I’m not putting my blinker on yet.”


    From there:

    • We unpack why midlife suddenly feels different — sharper, bolder, less patient for nonsense
    • The Supreme Court may be inching toward cannabis reform, and the girls react accordingly
    • What Have You Consumed Today returns with blood-orange gummies and infused flower
    • Could’ve Done This If Stoned delivers its usual absurd productivity satire
    • A real-time dog security breach interrupts the recording
    • And the emotional core of the episode lands with the Fuck It List topic of the week:

    🔥 Fuck It Entry of the Week:

    Apologizing for Taking Up Space

    Women are exhausted from shrinking, retracting, softening, and apologizing for existing. This week’s conversation is about:

      The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

      Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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      43 m
    • Caregiving Chaos, Man-Child Marriages, Licked Joints & the Midlife F*ck-It List | Toot, toot hey beep, beep
      Nov 28 2025

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      In this raw, hilarious, and brutally honest episode, Queenie & TT tackle the emotional whiplash of midlife caregiving, the chaos of aging parents, and the rage-inducing reality that patience doesn’t age like fine wine.

      Queenie shares what it’s really like managing her mom’s late-night panic calls, behavioral struggles at her adult day program, and the impossible task of correcting someone who no longer processes feedback the same way. The conversation dives into compassion fatigue, caregiver burnout, role reversal, guilt, and the dark humor that becomes a survival skill when you’re the default adult in the room.

      Then the episode swerves—hard—into:

      • A viral therapist list on “Are you married to a boy or a man?”
      • The federal government’s attempt to quietly ban hemp-derived THC products
      • The infamous Michigan cannabis recall after pre-rolled joints were licked during production
      • And a flawlessly unhinged game segment that proves real life is stranger than satire

      Finally, the women add a crowd-sourced nuclear entry to the Midlife Fuck-It List:

      Retiring from obligatory blowjobs.

      No guilt. No obligation. Just choice, autonomy, and TMJ.

      This episode is caregiving reality, cannabis chaos, marriage truth-telling, sexual autonomy, and midlife liberation—served with profanity, empathy, and zero performative enlightenment.

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      • “Why is caregiving for my mom so hard”
      • “Caregiver burnout and anger”
      • “When your parent acts like a child”
      • “Signs you’re married to

      The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

      Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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      48 m
    • Upside Down: Midlife Mayhem, Memory Lapses & Matching Levels
      Nov 21 2025

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      Queenie and TT log into another remote session and immediately spiral into the most relatable midlife chaos imaginable — fuzzy backgrounds, weird camera angles, pillow-height politics, and the kind of brain fog that makes you wonder why you opened your laptop in the first place. A sharp, funny episode about navigating tech, memory, and midlife womanhood with zero shame and maximum humor.

      Upside Down — Full Episode Description

      If you’ve ever opened Zoom and instantly questioned your lighting, your height, your camera angle, your memory, your background, and your entire existence… welcome home. In “Upside Down,” Queenie and TT dive headfirst into midlife mayhem: remote-recording fails, blurry backgrounds, elevation mysteries (those cursed pillows), and the everyday absurdities that come with being a grown-ass woman in 2025.

      The episode kicks off with the Great Pillow Height Discrepancy, sending the pair into a hilarious investigation of why TT suddenly looks like she’s broadcasting from Mount Olympus while Queenie appears at sea level. From there, the duo battles tech struggles, forgotten topics, shifting backgrounds, and the type of midlife brain fog that feels universal, unavoidable, and occasionally hysterical.

      What emerges is pure Closet Disco Queen energy: quick wit, warm connection, and the kind of unfiltered honesty that makes listeners feel like they’re right there in the digital trenches. Whether you’re here for the midlife humor, relate to women navigating tech problems and memory lapses, or just want a comforting, funny podcast for women over 50 — this episode hits the sweet spot.

      If you love shows that mix comedy, real talk, and tiny triumphs, this one will feel like a hug… and a side-eye… wrapped in laughter.

      What We Cover

      • Why TT is suddenly three pillows taller — and why Queenie refuses to adjust
      • The blurry background battle: tech vs. midlife women everywhere
      • Relatable memory lapses and “Wait… what were we talking about?” moments
      • Tech frustrations, remote-recording

      The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

      Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

      Visit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store!

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      46 m
    • Good Vibrations
      Nov 14 2025

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      Snow in November, live rosin gummies, and midlife meltdowns—Queenie and TT are back with another hilarious, heartfelt ride through the weirdness of womanhood. In this episode, they explore the surprising science of humming as a stress-buster (yes, really—it’s vagus nerve magic), share dinner-table family confessions, and tackle the hemp “loophole” myth. TT’s gummy kicks in mid-story, Queenie’s F** It List* adds “stop bringing healthy food to potlucks,” and somehow they end up talking about dog pajamas. Equal parts chaos, comedy, and comfort—exactly what your nervous system ordered.


      The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

      Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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      49 m
    • Midlife Cannabis, Confidence & Real Talk for Women | Money, Money, Money
      Nov 7 2025

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      Summary

      The conversation delves into the nuances of THC and its various delta variants, exploring the culture surrounding cannabis consumption, health perspectives, and future trends in cannabis products.
      Takeaways:

      • THC has various delta variants that affect users differently.
      • Cannabis culture is evolving with new consumption methods.
      • Health perspectives on THC vary widely among users.
      • Future cannabis products are likely to focus on wellness.
      • The social aspect of cannabis consumption is significant.
      • Understanding the legal landscape is crucial for consumers.
      • Education on cannabis is essential for safe use.
      • The market for cannabis products is rapidly expanding.
      • Consumer preferences are shifting towards health-oriented products.
      • Innovation in cannabis is driven by consumer demand.




      Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

      Visit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store!

      Find us on
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      34 m