Claim Your Clam: A Practical Guide to Flap Clapping

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards.

Yo Mamma talks meat beating like you need to hear. She shares her early days of flap clapping in the shower; the truth about penis-shaped vibrators; and why your clit should tingle at least every 24 hours, for your health.

If men can clear their pipes daily without shame, women can absolutely claim their clam. Consider this your practical manual for self-regulation, hormone literacy, and keeping mediocre partners far away from your bed.

A clarity sermon disguised as filth.
A wellness guide disguised as comedy.
A self-ownership episode you won’t forget.

Music by Nathan Wills.