Episodios

  • Thursday, 11.20.25

    Thursday, 11.20.25
    Nov 20 2025
    Lazlos’ car accident cost 7 THOUSAND. What are the rock bands of all time? Lazlo and SlimFast have a TERRIBLE memory. Someone stole Lazlos’ car, ate Cheetos, and peed in it. What did Lazlo and SlimFasts’ apartments look like in their 20’s? Slim and Lazlo debate the ethics of beauty pageants. In Headlines, the guys talk about Trump signing the bill to release the Epstein Files, the new tech for stealing cars, Susan Powters going from $300 million to welfare checks, a mall Santa having a history of murdering his wife, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    2 h
  • Wednesday, 11.19.25

    Wednesday, 11.19.25
    Nov 19 2025
    Lazlo popped an edible before work, Slim some Kratom. The guys learn about tampons, and Lazlo wouldn’t mind a TSA agency seeing his weiner. Lazlo hates it when commercials make fun of sports players and coaches. When was the last time SlimFast did meth? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the Epstein files being voted to be released, Trump calling a reporter ‘piggy,’ Nicki Minaj speaking at the United Nations, Larry Summers resigning, D4vd being named as a suspect, warships in Venezuela, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 h y 58 m
  • Tuesday, 11.18.25

    Tuesday, 11.18.25
    Nov 18 2025
    A woman has totally called Lazlo parasocial. What's the most hated NFL team? Lazlo needs 3 inches, hard, and SlimFast prefers 10. SlimFast is super scared of the laundromat lady, so he's now bringing her fruit. You can have your AI pretend to be a child. In Headlines, the guys talk about how the man who shot a cleaning woman was charged with manslaughter, Antonio Brown being arraigned, the pilot who freaked out on mushrooms getting charged, the Excelsior Springs school district getting scammed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 h y 59 m
  • Monday, 11.17.25

    Monday, 11.17.25
    Nov 17 2025
    Lazlo got in a car accident while coming in (and left his car in the street.) Lazlos' been having a BAD month. You can now make an AI Avatar of your dead relatives, and Slims’ tempted. What would you choose if you could only have one form of entertainment for the rest of your life? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the NBA investigation expanding into the Lakers, the DoorDash girl getting charged with two felonies, the Epstein Files revealing even more, the North Carolina shooting happening over a Thanksgiving turkey, Kris Boyd getting shot, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 h y 47 m
  • Thursday, 11.13.25

    Thursday, 11.13.25
    Nov 13 2025
    Lazlo bailed on his MRI, and SlimFast asks for advice in helping kids in school. SlimFast has Lazlo and Summer play a game on if she knows old things, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Would you give your mom a heart attack for $3 million? Would you let the Babadook tickle your toes every night for $30 million? In Headlines, the guys talk about the penny dying, Epstein emails getting released, a North Carolina woman that was sued for $1.75 mill for having an affair, the current UFC scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 h y 57 m
  • Tuesday, 11.11.25

    Tuesday, 11.11.25
    Nov 11 2025
    Why are we here on veterans day? Genuinely asking. SlimFast is suspicious of Mr.Rogers, and really wants Lazlo to wear a veterans hat. Lazlo tells a couple of war stories. Who are the best female rock vocalists? Ace Freeley died by accident. Slim’s looking into penis cream. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about Camp Mystic is getting sued, Ortiz and Clase saying they're innocent, Trump wanting $1 Billion from BBC, an Army gynecologist taking pictures during a mammogram, the KU Pre-med student who was killed in a hit and run, a plane crash in Florida, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    2 h
  • Monday, 11.10.25

    Monday, 11.10.25
    Nov 10 2025
    Midwest weather sucks. Radiohead HATES performing Creep, and MLB has a betting scandal happening with Emmanual Clase and Luis Ortiz. Summer is (probably) suing her apartment complex. Lazlo's been taking edibles, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the winter storms hitting the Midwest, the Government possibly re-opening, Trump suggesting 50 year loans for mortgages, the new AI Country Band “Breaking Rust,” a cleaning woman shot dead through a door, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 h y 56 m
  • Toxic and Problematic with Nick Wright

    Toxic and Problematic with Nick Wright
    Nov 8 2025
    Lazlo and SlimFast catch up with their old friend, Nick Wright. Nick Wright is a Sports Commentator and Host on FoxSports. You can follow him on all platforms at @getnickwright.
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    35 m