Christmas Movies We Actually Want, 122-Foot Snowwoman & a Waikiki Heist 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 44

Happy holidays from Sunburnt! This Christmas episode mixes Santa with island vibes: CVS coupon wizardry, brand-new holiday movies we can't wait to see, and two festive Guinness records. Slather the sunscreen, pour the cocoa. Let's go. 🎄🌴

Why hit "Play"?
🎄 Baby's first Elf + "men over 50 are scary" recap (and the Will Ferrell debate) (00:56).
🧴 Our ritual: cold-weather "slather" to teleport back to Waikiki; coconut = "nature's Sudafed" (08:12–09:01).
🧾 CVS long-receipt Olympics, locked shampoo, and why Amazon keeps winning (09:17–11:03).
🏝️ ABC Store love + future deep-dive tease (11:03–11:29).
☎️ "Front Desk" cold-open returns: Santa, a ski mask, and… call the police (12:33–13:24).
🎭 Bingo, strippers & stand-up in one venue (Sunnybrook Ballroom story) (18:06–19:36).
🎬 Brand-new holiday classics we pitch live:
• "Santas Cuban Hall pass" (30:03–33:28)
• "Forgetting Sarah Marshall's White Elephant Gift" (35:16–42:06)
• "Cookies and Milk, Milk Lemonade" (42:31–47:41)
• "Anchorman 3: Ron Burgundy meets Tan Rather" (48:04–50:28)
• "All I Want for Christmas Is GOO: A reverse vasectomy on Kalākaua Avenue" (50:48–54:13)
📚 The Good Book: world's tallest snowwoman "Olympia,", and the largest nativity collection (55:01–1:00:13).
🎁 Sign-off: Merry Christmas, no new ep next week—back the week after (1:03:53–1:04:08).

Chapters
00:00 Holiday welcome & show intro
00:56 Baby's first Elf + Will Ferrell talk
02:46 Will Ferrell = acquired taste; Old School, James Caan notes
05:19 "Annoyed by my own moves" bit & teacher flashbacks
06:28 Backstage "what's your name?" → headliner misunderstanding
08:12 Sunblock "slather" ritual; coconut = "nature's Sudafed"
09:17 LA pharmacy chat → CVS coupon wizardry & locked cases
11:03 ABC Stores mug + future deep-dive tease
11:47 What's in this episode (holiday movies + Hawaii glow)
12:33 "Front Desk" cold-open (hotel Santa ski-mask gag)
13:53 Christmas in Waikiki decor; Brady Bunch Sheraton moment
15:07 Is It Cake?, Nailed It, and Taskmaster shoutouts
18:06 Sunnybrook Ballroom: bingo, strippers & comedy trifecta
22:07 Setting up "new holiday classics" segment
30:03 Pitch #1 — "Santas Cuban Hall pass"
35:16 Pitch #2 — "Forgetting Sarah Marshall's White Elephant Gift"
42:31 Pitch #3 — "Cookies and Milk, Milk Lemonade"
48:04 Pitch #4 — "Anchorman 3: Ron Burgundy meets Tan Rather"
50:48 Pitch #5 — "All I Want for Christmas Is GOO: A reverse vasectomy on Kalākaua Avenue."
55:01 The Good Book: Tallest snowwoman "Olympia"
58:25 The Good Book: Largest nativity collection
1:03:37 Merry Christmas, programming note & outro "Front Desk" tag

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