In the aftermath of what experts are already calling the most significant broadcast event of our time, the Christmas Cousins return to do the only thing left to do:

Try to understand what just happened.

Yes, we’re talking about The Trial of Cousin Seth—the so-called trial of the century, a proceeding so consequential, so emotionally charged, so thoroughly overanalyzed… that we’re still not entirely sure what the verdict actually means.

Now that the decision has been rendered (and possibly appealed in the court of public opinion), Cousin Chad and Cousin Seth are joined by Joe the Christmas Aficionado and Brian Herald aka "F. Scott FitzHerald" from Deck The Hallmark podcast to unpack it all:

• What exactly happened in that courtroom?
• Did justice prevail… or did Christmas?
• What does this mean for Seth’s future—his status, his journey, his standing in the seasonal hierarchy?
• And perhaps most importantly… what happens next?

This is less a recap and more a post-verdict summit—a gathering of minds attempting to process the unprocessable.

Because when something this historic occurs, you don’t move on.

All rise.

It’s that time of year again—the most important proceeding on the Christmas Cousins calendar: The Trial of Cousin Seth.

After completing Year Three of his journey to embrace Christmas—and, more ambitiously, all seasons—the question now stands before the court: did he do enough?

Last year, Seth earned a hard-fought promotion from Seasonal Sophomore to Jolly Junior. But this year, the stakes are higher. Will he rise to the rank of Santa Senior? Or will the court find cause for demotion… back to Jolly Junior, Seasonal Sophomore, Festive Freshman—or, in the most extreme scenario, a full reset to Kringle Kindergarten?

To ensure a fair and balanced hearing, we’ve assembled a truly formidable bench:

• Judge Bran (returning), of Deck The Hallmark and Gilmore the Merrier
• Supreme Court Justice Dan, brought in to maintain order should things spiral (they will)

Representing the case:

• Prosecutor: Joe the Christmas Aficionado
• Defense Counsel: Festive Cousin Bob of Festive Four Film Fans...a last minute no-show...hmmm???
• Voice of the People / Bailiff: Cousin Lee, King of All Superfans
• Plus, a surprise witness!!!

And at the center of it all… the defendant himself: Cousin Seth.

Evidence will be presented. Arguments will be made. Emotions may run high. The Christmas spirit will be tested.

This isn’t just an episode—it’s a verdict.

And it’s one you won’t want to miss.

Spring is here, St. Patrick’s Day has arrived, and the Christmas Cousins are doing what they do best: celebrating the seasons—and continuing Cousin Seth’s ongoing education in how to properly enjoy them.

For this special episode released on St. Patty’s Day itself, the cousins are throwing a festive little holiday party complete with one of our classic beer tastings. Joined by Joe the Christmas Aficionado and Cousin Lee, the King of All Super Fans, the crew samples some appropriately green (and hopefully delicious) brews while putting Seth to the test.

What does Seth actually know about St. Patrick’s Day? How has he celebrated it in the past? And can the cousins show him how to make it the best one yet?

It’s a little bit holiday history, a little bit beer tasting, and a lot of laughs as the Christmas Cousins prove once again that the mission is simple: help Seth learn to love every season. 🍀🍻