Episodios

  • Episode 133: Have A Gouda Pride Month

    Episode 133: Have A Gouda Pride Month
    Jun 2 2025
    In a shocking turn of events, Wally starts off with technical difficulties, Jess might need to update the website, identity theft, the state of Tennessee is probably monitoring the show, gay people f--- too (happy pride!), men don't use straws, Jess's career update (or lack thereof), radio jobs bs, and Chris brings the noise -- literally.
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    59 m
  • Episode 132: Unemployment Bene-wits

    Episode 132: Unemployment Bene-wits
    May 26 2025
    Jess loses her job, AI goes wrong, bad dreams, Wally has a mower mishap, and Happy Birthday messages from strangers on social media
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    1 h
  • Episode 131: Wits-topian Fiction

    Episode 131: Wits-topian Fiction
    May 19 2025
    Jess spends an inordinate amount of this show talking to herself, things from last week's show that came up for us this week, Wally takes the show on the road, merging in traffic and construction, redheads are black people, immigrants and ICE raids, Moxie soda and other carbonated atrocities, Wally's grandson's drivers license test, the dollar (and a quarter) tree, the things they're doing to potato chips... listen, it's just all terrible, ok?
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    57 m
  • Episode 130: Land of the Brie

    Episode 130: Land of the Brie
    May 12 2025
    Chris is back and medicated, Wally is the only Samsung user who didn't notice any changes from the update, utopian and dystopian are not the same thing, working at Alcatraz, conservative talk show hosts who say the most outrageous things, 17-year-old know-it-alls, what we would change if we could do it over, grandmotherly treats, public mints, the awful ICE roundups, racism we've personally seen in our lives, and... more to come.
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    1 h y 8 m
  • Episode 129: The Lowest Form Of (Nit)Wits

    Episode 129: The Lowest Form Of (Nit)Wits
    May 5 2025
    Customer "support" via Twitter, Wally had to wait 4 minutes in a drive-thru, cheesesteaks at a Mexican restaurant, Wally makes a delivery in the middle of the show, Chris doesn't show, then he does but kind of not really, backhanded compliments and commenting on bodies, understanding Velcro, a really unfortunate situation outside Jess's car, intolerable bodily secretions (TRIGGER WARNING), driver's ed, insurance is a racket, dealing with contractors, and being soothed by a southern accent (or not).
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    1 h y 1 m
  • Episode 128: That's Wit She Said

    Episode 128: That's Wit She Said
    Apr 28 2025
    Chris just doesn't wanna, the foods you're not allowed to order (according to Wally) at certain restaurants, so many penii on TV, Gayle King's an astronaut, fast food in our various cities.
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    1 h y 5 m
  • Episode 127: Emergen-cheez Room Visit

    Episode 127: Emergen-cheez Room Visit
    Apr 21 2025
    Rumors of Jess's death have been greatly exaggerated, white men's rights are being violated by social media again (insert eye roll here), class action settlement wins for everybody, scam group texts, No Hands Nancy strikes again, family drama, gambling in casinos and online, running algorithms and counting cards, giving blood, what we learned (or haven't learned) from the AIDS epidemic, and the disadvantages of being a single person that have nothing to do with romance.
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    1 h y 5 m
  • Episode 126: Welcome to the Wit Show

    Episode 126: Welcome to the Wit Show
    Apr 14 2025
    Friend of the show Brad joins us to talk about being a new dad, Chris wins a major award, Wally's basically a technological genius, house smells, aging is not for the weak, severe weather warnings, Wally thinks young people don't want to learn things, the good ice, fast food automatic dispensers, what NOT to do with certain candies, parenting teenage girls, Brad and Jess find out each other's real names after 20 years of friendship, and protecting your ID on the internet.
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    1 h y 16 m
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