Veterans who need help, are very often hesitant to ask for it. Chaz and AJ spoke with Don Shubert this morning about a veteran who did seek help in a moment of need, and the incredible response they received from the Shepherd's Men.

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The self-proclaimed "King of Coachella" shared multiple TikToks from the medical tent, after being taken out by a single, overpriced slice of pizza. Chaz and AJ went through the whole journey of stomach pains and being scared in his tent. (0:00)

Part One of what you remember from school that would date you now. Chaz and AJ received a ton of comments on social media, and the Tribe continued with live calls about ditto machines and chalk erasers. (18:53)

In Dumb Ass News, the thrilling and hilarious conclusion to the King of Coachella overcoming a tummy ache. (30:11)

Part Two of school memories, including the scented "Mr. Sketch" markers that could distract an entire classroom. (41:31)

Shay Taylor Allen was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to share her personal story of achievement. After years of work as a janitor at Yale Hospital, she has recently matched with the hospital for her residency, and will rejoin the payroll as a doctor.

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In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio from a fast food drive thru hot mic moment. With the headset still broadcasting to the customers, the operator went on a profanity-laden rant about one of their co-workers. (0:00)

Comedian Vince Berry was in studio with Chaz and AJ, and brought up some of his recent struggles with dating. In an effort to help him through, they took live calls from the Tribe, and may have found a big part of the problem thanks to Sam's insight. (3:06)

Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, and immediately brought up some recent personal grooming changes he's made. Chaz's wife, Jennifer called in to share the odd thing he does while trimming his nails. (0:00)

Tiffany and her daughter, Cheyenne were on the phone this morning to talk about the viral school bus incident from Florida. Cheyenne was on the bus when it was clipped by a freight train, after the driver stopped on the tracks, narrowly avoiding catastrophe. (15:20)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their personal grooming habits, which included nose hair trimming, shaving body hair, and bikini wax mishaps. (22:07)

Jimmy Koplik from Live Nation stopped by Chaz and AJ with a pair of tickets to one of the newly announced Metallica shows—and made listeners earn them the hard way. The challenge? Identify a Metallica song from just the lyrics… no music, no growling, no help. Turns out, without the face-melting guitars and James Hetfield yelling in your ear, even die-hard fans were left second-guessing everything. Who knew Metallica lyrics could read like dramatic poetry?

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Today’s “On the Board” took a trip to the squared circle… and straight into Hollywood disaster territory. With Mike S. from the Mike, Mike, and Oscar podcast, Chaz and AJ broke down the absolute worst performances by pro-wrestlers in movies—because just because you can body slam someone doesn’t mean you can deliver a line without pinning it first. Some of these roles should’ve tapped out early." (0:00)

A Dumbass News story about a bakery commercial starring the owner’s kids sent AJ into a full-blown spiral—and honestly, it didn’t take much. That quickly turned into the Tribe unloading their biggest everyday annoyances: people who treat the grocery store aisle like it’s their living room, abandoned plastic flossers (seriously, who’s doing this?!), and a whole list of little things that somehow drive everyone completely insane. (12:35)

Michael J. Fox—no, not that one—checked in with Chaz and AJ to break down what’s going on with gas prices. As Executive Director of GASDA, he tackled the big question: is there any relief in sight, or should we all just start budgeting for a second mortgage at the pump? He also explained why gas prices seem to change from town to town. (26:47)

In Dumbass News, we covered a couple’s run-in with a raccoon that somehow turned into a masterclass in what not to do. While they were trying to fight it off, the husband kept making one questionable decision after another—each one somehow worse than the last. By the end, the raccoon might not have won the fight, but it definitely won the IQ battle. (37:38)