Episodios

  • BOTH WRONG AND RIGHT

    BOTH WRONG AND RIGHT
    Dec 14 2025

    Extremely detailed crispy mushroom tutorial. The end of originality. Nicolandria salad ad. Catherine Keener comparison. Gentle emotional unraveling.
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    51 m
  • BONVOY GAY

    BONVOY GAY
    Nov 11 2025

    Carey O’Donnell is back! Matching denim. A repeat surfer caller. Funfetti food test. Spa music. Multiple perspectives on a recent fecal event. Ending with a rousing musical number! Don’t miss it.
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    1 h y 3 m
  • 85 FOR WHAT

    85 FOR WHAT
    Oct 20 2025

    Chelsea and Nick discuss hats, cowbirds, Gavin Newsom, and whether slow claps should be banned forever. Also: vegan cheese, Love Island, and the general ache of being alive. A feel-good episode.
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    1 h y 11 m
  • BRINGING LYMIE BACK

    BRINGING LYMIE BACK
    Sep 20 2025

    Justin Timberlake’s Lyme diagnosis, chamomile lemon cake discourse, grieving a cat who isn’t dead yet, a drag king inquiry, and more. Chelsea emanates love, opines on Threads teasers, and plans to do five planks but only remembers to do two.

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    1 h y 7 m
  • DUPES OF HAZZARD

    DUPES OF HAZZARD
    Aug 22 2025
    Callers call from parking lots and a man shares his journey away from Conservatism. Singing about condiments. Boomer parents. Emotional regulation. A loner surfer indulges a convo about riptides and risotto. Chelsea's triceps are beginning to show minor definition and her eyeliner is far from perfect, which you can see on Patreon.

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    1 h y 3 m
  • HAMSTRUNG

    HAMSTRUNG
    Aug 3 2025

    Chelsea attempts to explore journaling but gets sidetracked by a woman with five kids, a Uber Eats driver actively on a delivery, a toy commercial maker, and more. Food tests are back.

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    1 h y 15 m
  • TWO OPENINGS

    TWO OPENINGS
    Jul 1 2025
    Wearing a shirt she dreamed she wore, Chelsea has a rip roarin time with some excellent callers. A dissection of genres of internet posts. A special ability to aerate hot food, 90s toaster oven nostalgia, a desire to be around smart and nice people, bra surveillance, some dance, some songs, wildly drawn-out courtroom yarn, and finally… A MALE CALLER!!
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    1 h y 17 m
  • DEBUT NOVELIST

    DEBUT NOVELIST
    Jun 17 2025
    Chelsea debuts her new career direction as she continues to chase a Pullitzer. An east coast bartender, a mom getting chemo, a literary section, a reflection on blueberries, several calls for help, Costco, and a lot of discontent.
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    1 h y 11 m