In this Clem Classic, Bubba jumps into old-school Morning Show–style trivia with the crew yucking it up, then.... Things go sideways fast when Bubba’s “colon blow” kicks in, forcing an emergency run to the VIP Poop Palace complete with all the luxury bathroom trimmings.

Instead of shame, Bubba is insanely proud of his handiwork—dragging everyone in to admire the carnage, pointing out undigested oatmeal like it’s a museum exhibit, and turning gross-out bathroom humor into must-hear radio. As if that isn’t nasty enough, Ned cranks the filth to eleven with a raunchy parody take on Nickelback’s “Rock Star,” wrapping the episode in pure, unfiltered Clem-era insanity. #BubbaTheLoveSponge

On this brutally dark segment of The Bubba The Love Sponge Show, Gene Lasker explains “doll’s eyes” and walks Bubba through a real-life nightmare: a biker on a rice rocket flying past him at 150, getting sliced clean in half by a guardrail on Eisenhower, his legs lying 14 feet away while he’s still gargling and barely alive. Bubba leans into the horror-movie visuals as Gene admits he tried to comfort the guy—telling him he’d be fine and back on his bike—despite knowing there was “no fixing that.”

From there, the room tumbles into a savage, morally wrong but brutally honest debate: if you’re first on the scene, no cameras, no witnesses, and the rider’s clearly dying, do you grab the cash and gold while you play guardian angel? Bubba and Gene riff through looting etiquette—take the cash but not the credit cards, quietly put the wallet back for ID, maybe snag the gold medallion—framing it as “helping him out” while he takes his last breath. It’s pure Bubba: graphic, offensive, shockingly funny, and weirdly real all at once. #GeneLasker

Bubba The Love Sponge opens with a brutally honest post-game on a bombed Loner & Stoner episode that only scored about a 3.5 out of 10 with the team. The crew questions whether the shaky performance and sloppy content could hurt the BRN brand, even as they single out Colton as the one actually carrying the show and praise his hosting chops.

Things get spicier when Tuttle fires back with a warning text, sparking debate over whether he sounded drunk on the recording and if that signals a dangerous relapse. Bubba lays out a de-escalation plan—he’ll privately check in with Colton to find out what really went down, while Gene is urged to “blow it off,” keep his distance, and protect his own health and sobriety. The segment closes with a reset on priorities, a reminder that peace comes before punches, and a final push to hit BubbaArmyHQ.com for past shows and network content. #BubbaArmy