In our first official Part Two, we finish the second half of The Goblet of Fire. And buckle up, because every book from now will have more than two parts.

At this stage Harry's life has improved a bit, Rita Skeeter is getting scoops, Sirius is back, wizard poverty makes no sense, Harry sees so many visions, Neville's tragic backstory is revealed, Harry does a training montage, the Third Task is another boring spectator sport, Tommy R returns and Edward Cullen dies, several twists are revealed and Dumbledore silently confirms his plans for ultimate victory.

This is the turning point for the series, but for us... there's eleven episodes to go. Oh, what have we done?

So... turns out this one never uploaded when it was supposed to, so we're only, oh, 96 days late. Anyway, here it is, and it's... truly awful.

We watched the Star Wars Holiday Special, the TV special that George Lucas tried to kill, that Carrie Fisher tried to save, and that featured extended conversations in an alien language with no translations. The plot is mediocre, Boba Fett is introduced in cartoon form, none of the original actors wanted to be there, and it has squiffy connections to canon continuity.

Oh, and it fucking sucks.

Sorry for the delay, but a belated Merry Christmas to you all!

Day Eleven is here, and we're doing another modern movie. Today we discuss the Kurt Russell vehicle The Christmas Chronicles.

Yet another take on Santa and his astounding ability to deliver gifts to billions of people every year, but this time he's Kurt Russell. Join two kids as they help Santa ruin Christmas, then fix it up.

One more to go, peeps. One more.