💀🔥 Neanderthals weren’t the quiet, thoughtful cave philosophers you see in museums — they were walking chaos machines built like tanks and powered by pure impulse. They invented bad decisions, picked fights with animals ten times their size, and somehow survived on a diet that was 90% meat and 10% “let’s see if this kills me.” Their lives were loud, wild, and tragically hilarious — the perfect blend of brute strength and absolutely zero long-term planning.

So close your eyes and drift back to a world where every day was chest-beating, mammoth-dodging, rock-throwing insanity… and weirdly, that’s how humanity made it this far.

🍷 Behind the polished portraits and royal etiquette, some British monarchs fought battles far darker than any war — with their own addictions, vices, and self-destructive habits. From kings who couldn’t put down the bottle to princes undone by excess, these stories reveal a monarchy far messier, more human, and more chaotic than the history books admit.

So close your eyes and wander through candlelit palaces where power glittered on the surface… and ruin often lurked just beneath the crown.

👉 Boring History For Sleep | Scandal, struggle, and the soft fall of royal disgrace. 💤

🐈‍⬛✨ Humans didn’t tame cats — cats simply showed up, judged us, and decided we were acceptable roommates. We domesticated them once in the ancient Near East, lost them to the wild, and then somehow ended up doing it all over again thousands of years later. Now close your eyes and drift into the quiet, purring history of the world’s most aloof companions — who domesticated us just as much as we domesticated them.

👉 Boring History For Sleep | Cats, chaos, and cozy ancient vibes. 💤