In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re diving dagger-first into The Assassin and the Underworld from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 5. Celaena’s back in Rifthold, and so are the lies, the glam, and the oh-so-punchable faces.

Ain’t no rest for the deadly when Arobynn Hamel is lurking like a budget Littlefinger with a better skincare routine.

🔹 Celaena gets a surprise welcome gift—and we don’t mean the fancy clothes. 🔹 Sam’s back. And listen, the tension? Chef’s kiss spicy. 🔹 Arobynn is doing his manipulative best (worst?), and Celaena's not buying it... mostly. 🔹 There’s a ball, there’s a job, and there’s a lot of “I totally trust you” lies flying around. 🔹 And Lysandra enters the chat, looking like a problem wrapped in pearls.

Welcome to part one of Rifthold’s most passive-aggressive reunion tour. Celaena’s balancing vengeance, secrets, and maybe—maybe—a little bit of healing.

Next week? Shit gets real. You’ve been warned.

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In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re finishing our trek through the Red Desert with Part 2 of The Assassin and the Desert from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 7 through 12. The training is intense, the stakes are higher, and Celaena’s about to find out that not all betrayals come with warning signs.

New skills. New scars. And a whole lotta emotional damage.

🔹 Stable duty and rooftop snake dancing—yes, it’s as weird and intense as it sounds. 🔹 The Mute Master stays silent... until he absolutely does not. 🔹 Celaena and Ansel’s friendship? Teetering between “girl gang” and “knife fight.” 🔹 Trust is tested, lines are crossed, and one arrow says more than words ever could. 🔹 Mercy becomes the deadliest move on the board.

This week is all about hard choices, assassin vibes, and the moment Celaena starts becoming something more. And next week? We’re heading back to Rifthold—and let’s just say, home is not where the heart is.

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In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re heading deep into the dunes with the first half of The Assassin and the Desert from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 6. Celaena’s landed in the Red Desert for her next mission, and it’s basically the Assassin Hogwarts meets sandstorm bootcamp.

No friends. No weapons. No Arobynn. Just heat, attitude, and a lot of stairs.

🔹 Celaena’s stripped of her blades and thrown into assassin school with major Cobra Kai energy. 🔹 Mute Master of the Silent Assassins? Low-key terrifying. High-key impressive. 🔹 New girl Ansel looks like a walking red flag wrapped in a tragic backstory—and Celaena? Intrigued. 🔹 We’ve got rooftop brooding, mysterious missions, and sand everywhere (Anakin Skywalker would be pissed). 🔹 The girls steal some horses… because of course they do.

This week is all about trust issues, silent tests, and a little “mean girls in the desert” energy. And next week? Shit gets real.

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