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Bong Hit - Stoner Stories

Bong Hit - Stoner Stories

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Welcome to "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories," your go-to podcast for hilarious and mind-bending tales from the stoner world. Tune in for wild adventures, trippy experiences, and laugh-out-loud moments shared by fellow enthusiasts. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some chill vibes, we've got you covered.

Light up, relax, and enjoy the ride with us on "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories."

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  • Epic Pizza Adventure: Munchies Save My Midterm!

    Epic Pizza Adventure: Munchies Save My Midterm!
    Dec 16 2025
    Hey there, stoner fam! So, picture this: It's sophomore year of college, and I'm about to have the most epic pizza adventure of my life.

    I'd been studying for days straight, surviving on nothing but energy drinks and pure desperation. My biochem midterm was tomorrow, and my brain was basically scrambled eggs at this point. That's when the munchies hit - and not just any munchies. We're talking nuclear-level hunger.

    My roommate had this sketchy pizza place menu hanging on our fridge. You know the type - one of those spots that's open until 3 AM and definitely doesn't ask too many questions. I'm scrolling through, and suddenly I see it: The Absolute Madness Supreme. This pizza was legendary. We're talking six different meats, three types of cheese, jalapeños, and - get this - mac and cheese AS A TOPPING.

    I call them up, and I swear the guy on the phone sounds like he's been awake as long as I have. My order comes out more like a mumbled incantation: "Gimmethebiggestone. Extraeverything." He just goes, "Got it, buddy."

    Forty-five minutes later, there's a knock. I open the door, and this pizza box is so massive it's practically its own zip code. The delivery guy looks at me, looks at the pizza, then back at me with this knowing smile. I'm pretty sure he's seen some stuff.

    I sit down with this monster pizza, and it's like a religious experience. Each bite is a flavor explosion. Pepperoni dancing with barbecue chicken, mac and cheese creating these crispy little peaks. I'm in a total food trance, completely forgetting about biochem, about existence, about everything except this culinary masterpiece.

    Two hours and most of the pizza later, I realize something profound: I'm gonna absolutely crush this midterm. Why? Because I'm fueled by the most epic pizza known to humanity. Who needs study guides when you've got meat sweats and cheese confidence?

    The next morning, I walk into that exam like I'm a pizza-powered superhero. My brain might be slightly cheese-logged, but I'm feeling invincible.

    Question of the week, stoner fam: What's your ultimate munchies victory story? Drop it in the comments.

    Next week, we're diving into a concert experience that'll make your mind completely melt. Stay lifted, stay awesome.



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  • Stoner Camping Chaos: Epic Fails and Wild Raccoon Heists!

    Stoner Camping Chaos: Epic Fails and Wild Raccoon Heists!
    Dec 13 2025
    Hey there, stoner fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculously epic camping trip of my life.

    So picture this: me, my beat-up Honda Civic packed to the brim with camping gear, and absolutely zero survival skills beyond knowing how to roll a perfect joint. I'd decided, in my infinite wisdom, that a solo camping trip would be the ultimate way to reconnect with nature and myself.

    First mistake? I didn't check the weather. Second mistake? I brought more smoking supplies than actual camping essentials. But hey, priorities, right?

    I arrived at this remote campground as the sun was setting, and immediately realized I had no clue how to set up a tent. After about an hour of wrestling with poles, fabric, and my growing frustration, I managed to create something that loosely resembled a shelter. More of a fabric disaster than a tent, but it would do.

    As darkness fell, I fired up my first joint and started to relax. That's when the weird stuff began. I swear the trees started whispering to me. Not in a scary way, more like gossipy old ladies sharing neighborhood secrets. One pine tree was definitely judging my tent-building skills.

    Suddenly, a rustling sound caught my attention. My paranoid brain immediately jumped to worst-case scenarios - bears, mountain lions, serial killers. Turns out? It was a raccoon. But not just any raccoon. This little bandit was eyeing my snack bag like it was planning an Ocean's Eleven-style heist.

    I tried negotiating with the raccoon. Seriously. I offered him half a bag of Doritos in exchange for leaving my campsite alone. Spoiler alert: raccoons don't understand negotiation tactics.

    The night got progressively wilder. I became convinced I could communicate with the local wildlife through interpretive dance and increasingly elaborate hand gestures. Pro tip: woodland creatures are not impressed by impromptu dance performances.

    By morning, my tent was half-collapsed, my snacks were mostly consumed by woodland creatures, and I smelled like a combination of campfire smoke, sweat, and questionable life choices.

    But you know what? Best. Trip. Ever.

    Question of the week for all you listeners: What's your most ridiculous outdoor adventure? Hit me up on our socials and share your wild stories.

    Next week, we're diving into a tale that involves a pizza, three bowling balls, and a very confused alpaca. Trust me, you won't want to miss it.

    Stay lifted, stay awesome, and remember - sometimes the best memories come from the most unexpected moments.



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  • Epic Stoner Grocery Adventure: Midnight Munchies Madness!

    Epic Stoner Grocery Adventure: Midnight Munchies Madness!
    Dec 9 2025
    Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most epic grocery store adventure in stoner history.

    So picture this: It's a random Tuesday night, I'm sitting in my apartment, absolutely blazed out of my mind, and suddenly - intense hunger hits. We're talking next-level munchies that could take down a small country. My brain's doing this weird calculation between wanting something gourmet and desperately needing immediate satisfaction.

    I decide the only logical solution is a midnight grocery run. Now, when you're high, grocery stores aren't just stores - they're magical wonderlands of culinary possibility. Every aisle becomes an adventure, every product a potential masterpiece.

    I roll up to the 24-hour supermarket looking like I just rolled out of bed - which, technically, I kind of did. Sweatpants, mismatched socks, hair looking like I'd been electrocuted. Classic stoner aesthetic. The automatic doors open and suddenly, it's like entering Willy Wonka's food factory.

    First stop: the snack aisle. Holy moly. I'm staring at chip flavors I didn't even know existed. Dill pickle Doritos? Wasabi ranch Pringles? My high brain is losing its mind trying to make decisions. I'm grabbing bags like I'm preparing for some apocalyptic snack emergency.

    Then I hit the frozen section. Big mistake. Huge. Suddenly, every frozen pizza looks like a gourmet meal. I'm comparing nutritional labels with the intensity of a NASA scientist, completely convinced that this particular three-cheese pizza is going to change my entire culinary universe.

    By the time I reach the checkout, my cart looks like I'm hosting an impromptu party for a dozen people. The cashier gives me this look - part confusion, part mild judgment. But I'm too far gone to care. I've got my snacks, my pizza, and my unbridled enthusiasm.

    Walking out, I realize I've spent sixty-seven dollars on what is essentially a feast for one very stoned individual. No regrets.

    Question of the week: What's your most ridiculous high-induced shopping spree? Drop those stories in the comments!

    Next week, we're diving into concert chaos - trust me, you won't want to miss it. Stay lifted, stay awesome, and I'll catch you on the flip side.



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