Biology is a Scam and Other Things No One Warned Us About

Episode 43 | Is It the Ultras Talking?!

This episode is proof that life does not come at you one thing at a time — it shows up all at once, kicks the door in, and demands a Pap smear.

Jen and Amy cover everything this week:

• Why women absolutely got screwed by biology
• What it’s like having your boobs squished by your sister and your soul stared into by a lady doctor named Cinnamon
• A VERY important correction regarding Botox, filler, and wieners (you’re welcome)
• Parenting chaos, including a four-year-old double middle finger we didn’t find out about until five years later
• How check fraud almost cost $15,000 and why small business owners should be paying attention
• Credit cards, points, AMEX rage, and why “we like the points” is not our favorite sentence
• Big eyes, booger paranoia, menopause rumors, midlife crises, and the universal need to read the room

It’s funny. It’s slightly educational (ish). It’s wildly relatable. And it’s exactly the kind of episode you’ll start for one clip… and end up finishing.

🎙️ Grab a drink, settle in, and listen all the way through — the best moments are NOT just the ones you’ve seen online.

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Because honestly… is it life, or is it the Ultras talking?

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