Billionaires Can’t Buy Their Way Into Heaven

Dear Humans,

September kicks off with a bang on the God Pod, because Jesus and I welcomed the one and only Zainab Johnson! You might know her from Amazon Prime’s Upload — a show God has secretly been obsessed with for years. (Yes, even I fangod from time to time.)

We talked about everything from her AI chatbot overlords, to my bad standup material on air travel, to why billionaires are so desperate to cheat death. Zainab also shared her thoughts on the Trump Administration and explained why Upload is the perfect show for this awful moment we’re living through.

She’s brilliant, she’s funny, and she even made us blush by asking for a selfie at the end. This one was a blast. Don’t miss it.

Love,

God

PS - This show only exists because good people like you decided to back it. Are you with me? No, seriously, are you? If you are, it’s long past time to step up. Take 25% off before midnight and get in the fight!!