Hey you, yeah you! You like Money don't you? Are you willing to spend every waking second thinking about Money? Are you willing to cut off anyone who doesn't support your unstoppable crusade for it? Are you willing to memorize money's work schedule, break into its apartment, and wallow in its underwear like the little pig that you are? Then I have just the book for you. Enjoy!

Welcome back to sixth grade, we're reading White Fang. Bam Bam returns to the womb of his first favorite book and remembers it fondly... at least until he remembers the things that didn't age very well and woo boy there sure are a lot of dog fights... and racism... and more animal abuse... why was this my favorite? Anyway, Enjoy!

Now for the PapaJohns-tastic conclusion! Enjoy!

Have you ever wondered how the boomer Karens' of the world actually live their lives? How exhausting would it be, to behave so obtusely and make everyone who is forced to interact with them's day worse. Now imagine, that you have to explain to that person how wifi works, while they conjure up increasingly stupid conspiracies to explain things instead of listening. That and more on this episode. Enjoy!

We're going on a field trip to the aquarium! See the ten headed tuna that begs for death, the dolphins laughing about murder and the ... Leeches ... with ... AIDs?.... I'm beginning to see why no one lets me in their book club. Anyway, join us for this review on, quite possibly, the most nonsensical episode we've done to date. Enjoy!

An update on future bonus material

Avast bad book lovers, we be plundering the Spanish for their gold, even if we are one dimensional 80s heist clichés, and the plot kind of dies in the middle and the ending is just murder, and if the author probably didn't intend for the book to go out after he died and what may have happened is the people in charge of his estate used the unfinished manuscript as a shameless money grab to cash in on Crichton's name recognition. In spite of all those (Possible) things, we're still going to do pirate shit, Aargh. Enjoy!

We got some birds, and we're gonna box 'em. We talk about the irritating writing style and choices made in the book and for once we both agree the movie is better than the book. Enjoy!