21: Joshyboy Finishes Killing Everyone (And our Thoughts on That)
// Joshua 20–24

Laura and Kiernan finish off the book of Joshua and reflect on the story so far, enjoying shared stories of christian experience, guilt, our thoughts on hell, and generally just being high while reflecting on what the fuck the Bible is

In this episode:

• Laura and Kiernan review the basics of the southern Ash Wednesday and Lent experience
• God reviews the Cities of Refuge & The Avenger of Blood™
• Kiernan and Laura develop additional canon for The Avenger of Blood™
• The Israelites divide up the conquered lands by drawing straws aka “casting lots”
• Kiernan and Laura discuss guilt, hell, a life of good, and a little bit of jesus

20: Joshyboy kills everyone
// Joshua 9–19

Laura and Kiernan are joined by special guest, Jared, as we follow Joshua and the gang on their divine quest to the promised land, to kill everyone and take Israel for themselves

In THIS episode:

• Joshua takes The city of Ai with a pretty tactical Feint-Raze combo
• The Gibeonites pretended to be from a far away land and got a sneaky blessing
• Villain squad attacks the Gibeonites
• God stops the sun so Joshyboy can fight back vs the villain squad all day
• Joshua kills all the kings
• Joshua kills all the kings even more
• Joshua divides the land he took amongst the tribes
• Caleb is in a tifffy cuz he was supposed to get a mountain
• Everyone gets land!

19: Joshyboy takes Jericho
// Joshua 1-8

Laura and Kiernan are joined by our Kart Gang homies on an exciting Camping-trip special.

In this episode:

• Moses is dead so Joshyboy is now the leader
• The Israelites are ready to conquer the promised land
• The first city we gotta capture is Jericho , a city with really big walls
• Joshua sends spies to Jericho
• The Spies spend the night at a Brothel make friends with a sex worker named Rahab
• She helps them escape the Guards by hiding in her roof
• The spies escape
• Joshyboy has another round of circumsision for everyone
• The Israelites destroy the city walls through the power of yelling
• After destroying the city, The Israelites kill everyone except for Rahab the sex worker (and her family)
• A couple of the Israelites steal some gold
• they weren't supposed to do that and they get in trouble later
• The Hosts compare the difference between religion and just stanning Jesus
• Hail Satan