You've got questions and we've got... tangents! Once again I am joined by the delightful voice actor Wkdfaerie for a rambling "Get in My Pants" episode. This will be a two-part series in which we take questions from listeners about the spicy audio process and (attempt to) answer them! In this episode, we focus on the recording and acting aspects; next time, we'll dive into the writing.

For more Wkdfaerie, you can visit her at https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/.

For more Benji, you can follow me on Instagram @benji2049voice, and support me on Patreon at patreon.com/Benji2049. I'm currently doing a chapter-by-chapter read through of Pride & Prejudice for all my first-level patrons!

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Morning Breeze," was created by noel0319 and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

Tonight's story is a memory. A memory of that time you were feeling a little too frisky after grabbing drinks with the usual suspects. You wandered home with your best friend and, after convincing him to share the bed with you, indicated in no uncertain terms that you wouldn't mind if he got a little handsy. To your surprise, he ended up talking dirty to you.. and in the way you'd always craved.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Don't Tell Me Why," was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds. It is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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A SFW book review. While wandering through the backrooms, you discover a safe closet to hide in - as well as an eccentric librarian and his stack of books. Books discussed in this video:

1. The Tombs of Atuan by Ursula K. LeGuin
2. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
3. The Odyssey by Homer
4. The Player of Games by Iain M. Banks
5. Piranesi by Susanna Clarke
6. The Invisible Library by Genevieve Cogman
7. House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Chill Lofi Beat," was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds. It is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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We're starting the year off with a twist! Instead of a narrative, tonight's audio offering is in the form of a roleplay.

In this risqué tale, you find yourself asleep on your best friend's couch. Late at night, you wake up to find her father gazing down at you. He offers to carry you upstairs to the guest bed... but sleep is the last thing on your mind.

The tracks featured in this episode's introduction, "Guitar Beat Thing" and "Don't Tell Me Why," were both created by Seth_Makes_Sounds. They are available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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Tonight I present you with a short but very sweet script by Gaia. I don't do a lot of script fills, so finding one that gets at the stuff I really like - not just the physical fun but the beating heart of a relationship, a connection, a spiritual resonance - is what the audio game is all about. This audio is brief, but it does my history major heart quite proud.

To read more from Gaia, you can check out her author page on Reddit, or follow her on Instagram @goddessmenacegaia.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Chill Background Music," was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. The song excerpt used at the beginning and end of the audio is "Relaxing Piano Ambient" by Surprising_Media. It is free for use under the Pixabay Content License.

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We all have our favorite kinks and scenarios, and I recognize that, for some people, infidelity is not among them. That's why I've created two versions of tonight's audio. In this version, the object of your affection - your best friend's father - is unmarried. You still commit an unseemly act, but you're not doing it behind a spouse's back.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Lofi Piano Loop," was created by holizna, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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In tonight's original audio tale, you are staying at a friend's house and find yourself distracted by your own body's urges. You want a man, badly, but the only one around is married. And he's sleeping. It would be the height of depravity to creep into his room and... Not to mention the fact that his wife is just downstairs...

I've written two versions of this audio. In this version, the man is married, so your carnal urges lead you to infidelity. For those who prefer a non-cheating version, check out the other episode I've released today. I like giving you options, when possible.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Warm Guitar Song," was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow me on Instagram @benji2049voice, and support me on Patreon at patreon.com/Benji2049.

In this story, a widow grieves her former husband - and relives their nights of passion in her restless dreams.

It is my great pleasure to present the work of another writer and voice actor tonight, PrettyLynne. Lynne asked me to lend my voice to this piece of hers, and I was honored to accept. It is an emotional piece of work, both tender and cathartic.

You can hear more of PrettyLynne's work on her Reddit profile, and read more of her writing on her blog. She writes about the making of this audio story in this piece from August 2025.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by SciCodeDev and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

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