Noted dumbasses Adam and Matthew are finally back after a year and a half with a new episode of "Because I've Lost Control of My Life." They talk about what's happened to them during that time as well as a bunch of random media they've recently watched. They also have an announcement at the end of the episode...

Our two clownish hosts talk about the Rugrats segments "Angelica's in Love" and "Ice Cream Mountain." Adam has found the final part of the lost Rugwraiths episode. They both discuss the HOT DOG SAUCE incident. All this and a million other things. Enjoy!

Our two doltish hosts Adam and Matthew watch the Rugrats segments "Showdown at Teeter-Totter Gulch" and "Mirrorland." They discuss how some people interpret movies completely wrong. There is also much joyful reminiscing about Adam's bachelor party.

Adam and Matthew discuss the Rugrats segments "The Big House" and "The Shot." Adam has uncovered a new piece of the Rugwraiths puzzle. Matthew comes up with a fan contest on the spot.

A coupla' schmoes talk over the Rugrats reboot segments "Tail of the Dogbot" and "Jonathan for a Day." They attempt to figure out just what it is that's so off about the show. They also talk about thrift store/flea market treasures and adventures both past and present.

Our beloved dopes talk about the Rugrats segments "Chuckie Versus the Potty" and "Together at Last." They remember when they were being potty trained as well as the last time they wet the bed. They also discuss a variety of weird and dumb people they've interacted with over the years.

Our slob hosts discuss the Rugrats season 2 segments "Toy Palace" and "Sand Ho!" Adam talks about a weird movie he rediscovered from his childhood. They also discuss whether eating a Smurf would be considered cannibalism.

Adam and Matthew talk over the Rugrats reboot segments "Lady De-Clutter" and "New Puppy." They don't particularly enjoy them. They also talk about a bunch of things that are much better.