Balloon Wars: What Is The Status Of Our Helium Reserves?

A U.S. Air Force jet fired a single missile to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon just off the coast of South Carolina on Saturday afternoon. China continues to argue that it was a weather balloon and that the US overreacted by shooting it down.

This crisis with China is going to quickly escalate into a Balloon Race. Our military-industrial complex will have to outspend the Chinese government. Our policy will be Mutually Assured Inflation and the US government must mobilize all the Party City stores for the war effort which is why we asked, what is the status of our Helium Reserves?

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