AJ’s involuntary staycay comes with a few fringe benefits… namely fast food and golf! He and Yack dive into McDonald’s latest theme menu item, the KPop Demon Hunters-tinged HUNTRIX meal. The Iceman can only manage a dab of Hunter sauce but he is instantly transported to another time and place (and universe perhaps). After the sodium hit, AJ reveals that Mrs. AJ has a sh*t list… and the guys are firmly on it. Lastly, AJ gives way to Ace-J, as he shares the latest budget-friendly stops on his tour of DMV golf courses. Lord knows he's seen enough of 'em. (Thanks GolfNow!)

AJ’s big, grand vacation to SE Asia, complete with pretty caddies and full body MRIs, ends before it begins. Nixed. Kaput. Cancelled. The boys take guesses at who’s to blame for the calamity and well… the result kinda speaks for itself. (Tip: One finger salute to @qatarairways.) After all the ranting and arm waving, AJ opens the floor for suggestions on how to fill the rest of his staycation. The boys ponder a multitude of golf activities while pining for a little more Tiger on the tube. The guys also run through the Warped Tour DC lineup for 2026 to gauge the Iceman’s interest but he’s too busy fantasy booking WWDC ’26. No macrodosing here, it’s a full 10mg dose of show this week.

The boys are forced back into the Batcave as AJ is out for the next several weeks parading across the world. The Panfish Moderator and the Iceman live react to the Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer and have a lot of thoughts. Continuing on the entertainment jag, the fellas discuss the Oscars winners and losers. They dissect a beloved Fast Food chain's attempt to improve their offerings. With AJ not at the helm, Panfish was able to steer the conversation toward things that interest him, that include Gmail's latest feature, Niantic's 4D chess move, and Hyundai's stunning recall. Grab yourself a Whopper and enjoy.