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  • Episode 197 Live Spoofs...We Butcher 90s Hits For Your Entertainment!
    Nov 11 2025

    The best nights start messy: we open with sharp banter on why nostalgia-heavy sequels rarely land, celebrate the micro-jokes that make Naked Gun timeless, and then slam the gas into a reckless, hilarious experiment—live spoof karaoke. No safety net, no rewrites. You’ll hear hooks get twisted in real time, punchlines that barely stick, and a few moments of unexpected genius that prove comedy rewards risk.

    From there, the vibe hard-switches into a guided tour of modern heavy music. We break down what makes Spiritbox’s precision so addictive, why Slaughter To Prevail’s gutturals feel like a controlled detonation, and how Pierce The Veil balances melody and muscle. We even go to bat for the much-memed crabcore era, tracing how Attack Attack’s glitchy breakdowns opened doors for today’s genre-bending metalcore. Along the way, we point out the details fans obsess over: hi-hat tricks, down-tuned grit, vocal layering, and the art of building tension before a drop.

    The climax hits with Get The Shot and Paleface Swiss, where aggression turns therapeutic. We talk about why brutal lyrics can be cathartic, how a great breakdown is engineered like a jump scare, and why intimate venues beat festivals when you want to feel the kick drum in your ribs. If you’re here for laughs, you’ll get them. If you’re here for riffs, you’ll leave with a stacked queue and a plan to chase tickets the next time these bands roll through.

    Hit play, share it with the friend who loves both dumb jokes and smart music takes, and drop your spiciest heavy recommendations in the replies. If this ride made you laugh, nod, or headbang, subscribe and leave a quick review—it helps more weirdos find us.

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    1 h y 13 m
  • Episode 196: From Losing A Cat To Launching A Store: Resilience, Rivalries, And Real Talk
    Nov 9 2025

    A week can break your heart and still make you smile. We said goodbye to a beloved cat and then turned around to DJ two wildly different weddings—one set against the fall colors of Hocking Hills, the other a Halloween celebration with killer decor and big energy. That emotional whiplash opened a bigger conversation about how we carry grief while pushing a dream forward.

    On the business side, we get candid about lease limbo, letters of intent, and how not having an address stalls everything from insurance to internet. We unpack cash flow, the value of a nest egg, and why reinvestment beats impulse spending. Then we walk into the heat with a neighboring collectible shop worried about “competition.” We make the case for collaboration—shared audiences, event synergy, and mutual traffic—and choose the high road: no trash talk, just consistent value and open invitations to work together.

    Music ties it all together. We trade gritty recs—Thousand Foot Krutch, Icebrecher, Cage Fight, I Prevail, and even a curveball from Limp Bizkit—and talk about why a massive chorus or a savage breakdown can reset your week. We also preview original tracks: one with cathedral-sized choral power and Nordic vibes, another a dark waltz about a ballerina trapped in a music box. Plus a storytelling concept built as a duet of conflicting testimonies—two voices, one event, and a truth somewhere in the middle.

    If you’re here for real life—heartache, hustle, heavy riffs, and the messy middle of building something—this one’s for you. Hit play, ride the highs and lows with us, and then tell us your go-to song for getting through the tough stretches. Subscribe, share with a friend who needs a boost, and drop a review to help us grow this community.

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    1 h y 6 m
  • Episode 195: Neighbors, Please Don’t Puke In My Yard!!
    Oct 28 2025

    A quiet Sunday turned into something else entirely. We kick things off with the Big Ten pulse check—Ohio State’s defense looks nasty, disciplined, and deceptively complex, while Michigan’s power run game still feels one note against an elite unit. Indiana’s surprising charge raises a real question: are we watching a true new contender or a hot streak built on timing and grit? We dig into coaching impact, road-game confidence, and the thin margin between swagger and a trap.

    Then the night flips. A college party swells behind the house, cars creep onto the lawn, and a sick-to-your-stomach moment breaks out as the crowd surges into the yard. What follows is a case study in boundaries and tone: we ask, we wait, we de-escalate, and when it spikes again, we make the call. No theatrics, no heroics—just calm language, cool officers, and the party dissolving back to its side of the alley. It’s part funny, part frustrating, and fully real life.

    We also take you on the road to a Dayton-area wedding where the dance floor never cools, late-night tracks get spicy, and the bride’s joy becomes the best kind of chaos. In the quieter moments, we play with AI that turns our photos into Simpsons and Family Guy art—nostalgia in a click, proof that small creative toys can brighten a long day. And because comfort culture never sleeps, we drift into movies (Torque’s underrated soundtrack and stunts, Depp’s moody Sweeney Todd and Dark Shadows) and the most passionate debate of all: cereals. From Cinnamon Toast Crunch to the off-brand boxes you swear existed, we chase memories down every aisle.

    There’s a final nudge on health and habits—less salt, more water, and a reminder that a second chance deserves a better routine. If you’re here for sports, stories, tech toys, or just a laugh at midnight mayhem, you’ll feel at home. If this ride hits, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop us your wildest neighbor story or your Big Ten power ranking in the comments. We’re listening.

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    1 h y 8 m
  • Episode 194: Reputation Is Built In The Fix, Not In The Fail
    Oct 22 2025

    A single phone call during a first dance turns a smooth wedding into a crisis: we accidentally overbooked a high school homecoming. The pit-in-the-stomach moment hits hard—230 students, many of them seniors, waited for a night that wasn’t there. Instead of excuses, we take you through the repair in real time: finding a backup DJ, owning the mistake with the organizer at midnight, and building a make-good plan that actually matters. We commit our top school DJ for a free winter formal, cover the costs, and redirect our own pay to feed the students who already spent on tickets, outfits, and dinner. It’s not about optics; it’s about earning trust when it’s most fragile.

    From there, we get practical. What does it take to make sure this never happens again? We hand scheduling to an admin, lock in digital calendars and confirmations, and add redundancy to our booking process. Reputation isn’t built by being flawless; it’s built by how you fix the moments you’d rather forget. We talk openly about cost versus credibility, the power of word of mouth, and why sincere service recovery travels farther than any ad spend.

    Then we come up for air with the fun stuff. We trade movie lines, argue college football rankings, and go deep on music textures—big choruses, bell hits, thick bass lines, and 808s that land like a punch. We also play with AI tools to create videos and songs on the fly, tossing prompts across metalcore, doo-wop vibes, and West Coast rap. The point isn’t just novelty; it’s how fast creative tools let you test ideas, make people laugh, and find new sounds without losing your human taste.

    If you’ve ever felt that cold panic of a professional misstep—or wondered how to rebuild trust the right way—this one’s for you. Hit play, ride the rollercoaster from failure to fix, and stick around for the music geekery and AI mayhem. If you’re into honest stories, creative detours, and lessons you can use, subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review to keep the conversation going.

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    1 h y 11 m
  • Episode 193: Stephen Hawking off the top rope? Michael Jackson cuts a promo? AI Slop?
    Oct 14 2025

    Ever watch a deepfake so convincing you laugh first and worry second? We jump straight into the surreal boom of AI-generated videos—celebs cutting promos, impossible wrestling spots, and the increasingly thin line between parody and manipulation. It’s hysterical and a little terrifying, and we unpack both sides: why the tech hooks us, how misinformation exploits it, and what we can do to stay sharp when our feeds blur reality.

    From there, we get real about the grind of opening a storefront. Loan approved, inventory ready, and then everything stalls over who pays to knock down a few interior walls. We walk through the play-by-play of chasing leases, wrangling owners, and setting deadlines so momentum doesn’t die in someone else’s inbox. If you’re building something right now, you’ll feel the frustration—and the strategy: control what you can, force clarity, and keep backup locations warm.

    We also share a quick run-in with expired tags and a surprisingly decent cop interaction that becomes a reminder to handle the small stuff before it becomes expensive stuff. Then we refuel with Metal Roulette, a fast tour through heavy hitters and fresh finds—from bounce-laden breakdowns to deathcore precision—proof that smaller venues still deliver the biggest punch. Along the way we hit ethics of AI art, the value of real musicianship, and why mid-size rooms beat bloated festivals when you want sound that moves your ribs.

    If you’re into AI culture, small-business battles, and discovering heavy bands that actually slap, this one’s your ride. Follow the show, share it with a friend who loves riffs and hot takes, and drop us the next band we should spin on Metal Roulette. And if you enjoyed it, subscribe and leave a review so more people can find the chaos and the clarity.

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    1 h y 11 m
  • Episode 192: Rankings Mean Nothing, But Our AI Polka About Slavery Apparently Does
    Oct 7 2025

    Rankings don’t win games—habits do. We open with a blunt look at college football’s early-season chaos: hyped teams crumbling, Ohio State punching above expectations on defense, and the looming mental hurdle of beating Michigan. We talk paths to the playoff, why preseason polls distort the story, and how coaching changes can flip a unit’s identity faster than most fans think. It’s equal parts therapy and trash talk, the way only fall weekends can be.

    Nostalgia hits fast—System of a Down singalongs, festival folklore, and the strange comfort of old riffs that never got a proper studio day. That’s where the conversation pivots from memory to making. We run our vintage demos through an AI music engine to see what sticks. The model surprises us by catching core motifs, adding its own textures, and turning rough sketches into clean, listenable drafts. Some outputs sound like wrestling menu music, others like alt-rock we might’ve recorded if we’d had better mics and more coffee. The experiment turns into a creative postmortem: what makes a song ours, and how can AI speed trial-and-error without replacing intent?

    Then we push the boundaries. We prompt the AI across genres—polka, pop, German industrial—and test how it handles heavy, even taboo topics. Sometimes it refuses, sometimes it reframes, sometimes it leans moral. The tension is real: playful creativity versus ethical responsibility. The most unexpectedly great track? An industrial metal ode to donuts that slaps way harder than it should. That one reminded us that clarity, commitment, and a strong hook beat novelty every time.

    We wrap with practical takeaways: AI is a handy pre-production mirror, not a shortcut to meaning. It can reveal which riffs actually carry a song, help shape arrangements, and push us to be more specific as writers. And yes, there’s a business side—papers to sign, a new store coming online, and a growing list of tracks we’re finally ready to finish. If you’re into college football, weird music experiments, and honest shop talk about creativity, you’ll feel at home here.

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    1 h y 11 m
  • Episode 191: R.I.P to Earnest P. Kittycat!!
    Sep 29 2025

    The week our loan got approved should’ve been the easy win. Instead, the space we’d picked for Big J’s Replays got rented out from under us, and we had to pivot hard—calling brokers, scouting a strip behind the mall, and negotiating shelves, gondolas, glass cases, and rolling racks like we were speedrunning retail Tetris. We get honest about the messy middle: protecting cash flow, asking for written holds, and buying fixtures that make a store feel intentional on day one.

    We also open up about losing Ernie, our 17-year-old cat who shaped our mornings and softened our edges. The house is quieter now, and we talk through the practical pieces—pet cremation with a careful local team—and the emotional ones, like the tiny habits you miss and the humor you need to get through it. That same mix of heart and hustle shows up in our branding choices: a cartoon Blue Jay, a vinyl ring, and clean lines built for window clings and phone screens. The name “Big J’s Replays” stretches to fit games, vinyl, turntables, and whatever retro formats we can give a second life.

    Between the heavy moments, we keep the culture chat alive—Spaceballs 2 rumors, why comedic timing matters, and a music share from From Ashes to New. We sketch out a “rave night” vision with legit sound, lights, and a safe, high-energy space for the local crowd. Because great shops don’t just sell; they host moments. If you’re building something similar—wrestling with real estate, brand choices, or community ideas—you’ll find sharp takeaways and a few laughs to carry you through.

    If this resonated, follow and subscribe, share it with a friend who’s starting something, and drop us a note: would you roll through for a techno night?

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    1 h y 15 m
  • Episode 190: The Browns Won a Game?? Whoa!
    Sep 22 2025

    The humor starts flowing immediately as John and Jay kick off Episode 190 with their trademark irreverent banter. Jay shares his frustrating experience navigating the business loan application process—a classic catch-22 where he needs capital to start a business but gets asked how long his business has been operating. The absurdity isn't lost on the guys as they riff on the bureaucratic nonsense entrepreneurs face.

    Football dominates the conversation as they break down weekend highlights, including several blocked field goals returned for touchdowns. The Cleveland Browns' unlikely victory and the Guardians' remarkable baseball comeback lead to a hilarious tangent about potential alternative team names like "The Lake Erie Stink" and "The Northern Bay Polluters." Their creative marketing campaign for this fictional franchise showcases their off-the-cuff comedic chemistry.

    The episode takes a delightful turn when they explore music outside their usual preferences. Junior Brown's unique "guit-steel" playing and classic country humor in "My Wife Thinks You're Dead" earns genuine appreciation from both hosts. They dive into Mr. Bean movie clips, relishing Rowan Atkinson's physical comedy genius in the art gallery scene and amusement park sequence. The guys' unbridled laughter while watching these scenes is infectious and reminds listeners why some comedy remains timeless.

    The podcast concludes with a surprisingly heartfelt health update, as Jason shares positive results from his recent wellness check. Despite occasional dietary indulgences, his improvements have eliminated his need for medication—a genuine victory in his ongoing health journey. Throughout the episode, their friendship shines through their ability to pivot from crude humor to sincere moments of connection, making listeners feel like they're part of an entertaining conversation among friends.

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    1 h y 7 m