Episodios

  • Ep. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian Simpson
    Dec 23 2025

    In this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.


    00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows

    01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder

    03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped

    06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide

    09:10 – Why big companies stop caring

    12:00 – A massive listener update begins

    15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard

    19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis

    23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control

    27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t

    31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance

    35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma

    39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions

    43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits

    47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill

    51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore

    54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion

    58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering

    01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraint


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    1 h y 6 m
  • Ep. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian Simpson
    Dec 16 2025

    In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.


    00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins

    01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”

    06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 124

    07:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation

    10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems

    14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart

    15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything

    16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”

    21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement

    27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”

    32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!

    37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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    45 m
  • Ep. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian Simpson
    Dec 9 2025

    From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.


    ❗️ Chapters

    00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins

    00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis

    05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question

    07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts

    10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read

    15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian

    20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About

    27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story

    31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”

    37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity

    43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal

    49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Tour


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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    50 m
  • Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian Simpson
    Dec 2 2025

    This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.


    ❗️ Chapters

    00:00 – Welcome back & show updates

    00:24 – A different kind of episode begins

    01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga

    02:10 – The original email recap

    03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways

    05:12 – The emotional trap explained

    06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds

    08:20 – The moment everything unravels

    09:55 – A reality check in the car

    11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick

    12:25 – The update that changes everything

    14:00 – The husband enters the story

    15:20 – The shocking phone call

    17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion

    18:30 – The truth about what happened next

    20:00 – Why some people never face consequences

    22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word

    23:10 – Life update from Tokyo

    24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way

    26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive ending


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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    30 m
  • Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian Simpson
    Nov 25 2025

    This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.


    ❗️ Chapters

    00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates

    01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now

    04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In

    06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked

    08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets

    10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories

    13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses

    15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything

    18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem

    20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights

    23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks

    25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update

    30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad

    33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently

    37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities

    41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream

    45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic

    48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation

    52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong

    56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices

    59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-Ups


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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    1 h y 10 m
  • Ep. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian Simpson
    Nov 18 2025

    In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.


    If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.


    00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again

    00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something”

    03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points

    05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles

    07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve

    10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets

    12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots

    15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters

    18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories

    21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries

    24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally

    27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles

    30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others

    32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person

    34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem

    36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner

    37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your Emails


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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    36 m
  • Ep. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian Simpson
    Nov 11 2025

    In this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you.


    00:00 – Welcome back from tour!

    02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments

    06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends

    14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls

    21:40 – Learning from heartbreak

    29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health

    36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle

    48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens?

    55:00 – Life lessons from military service

    01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose

    01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fans


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


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  • Ep. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian Simpson
    Nov 4 2025

    Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…


    ❗️ Chapters

    00:00 – Show is back + tour dates

    02:00 – How to send emails to the show

    03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub

    08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city

    12:30 – Military story about not getting paid

    18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work

    24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules

    30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace

    35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries

    40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything

    45:00 – Government, money, and regular people

    52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emails


    VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


    Follow Brian @BScomedian


    Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com


    Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com


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    1 h y 6 m