… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂

Well… it kind of is.

In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico. Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏

But the real highlight? Encountering what can only be described as a very snooty “twaffle.” (Yes… you’ll definitely want to hear this story.)

Be sure to watch our full review video on YOUTUBE where you can see the rooftop pool, the resort vibe, and all of J’s bikinis in action. 😏👙

Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without cracking open a great beer. A pops open “The Garys Black Cat” West Coast IPA from Jester King Brewery 🍺 while they relive rooftop laughs, vacation surprises, and that unforgettable Cancun poolside moment.

Grab a cold one and join A. & J. for a fun, slightly naughty, totally unfiltered vacation recap. 🍻🌴😎

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better.

In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort.

We also talk about some of the interesting couples we met, the hilarious moments that had us laughing all night, the “boob-greed” glares, and let’s just say… he may or may not have gotten a little extra attention in the jacuzzi. 😉

Let’s just put it this way… we’re already thinking about a return trip.

So grab a drink, settle in, and come along for Part 2 of our Desire Riviera Maya Resort.

🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of their very FIRST trip to Desire Pearl Resort in Mexico.

CLICK HERE to get your copy on Amazon in Kindle or Paperback — and see how it all began. 🔥✨

Did she really go topless?
Were there those “OMG… did that just happen?!” moments?
Was it as wild, freeing, and unforgettable as it sounds?

You’ll have to read to find out. 😉

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya.

And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same. This is only Part #1 because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode.

So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort with us.

🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of their very FIRST trip to Desire Rivera Maya Pearl in Mexico.

CLICK HERE to get your copy on Amazon in Kindle or Paperback — and see how it all began. 🔥✨

Did she really go topless?
Were there those “OMG… did that just happen?!” moments?
Was it as wild, freeing, and unforgettable as it sounds?

You’ll have to read to find out. 😉

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.

Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low.

Cue dramatic violin music.

Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely guarantee A. has a headache tomorrow.

But don’t worry — A. & J. are not part of that 54%.
No Dry January.
No “sober curious.”
Just beer, beverages, and bad decisions… daily.

Then J. shares a few of her favorite Instagram pages:
🍺 @the_real.beer.snob — elite-level chugging with friends
🔥 @murphys_bbq_ — BBQ that looks so good it should be illegal
✈️ @intoxicated_traveler — posts that keep J. laughing out loud

And the grand finale?
A’.s favorite AI voice page that drops wildly inappropriate phrases like “twat waffle.”

It’s immature. It’s unfiltered. It’s probably sponsored by Advil.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~

They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Austin in celebration of the brewery’s 17-year anniversary. J. also shouts out a few of her favorite Instagram accounts—the clever, ridiculous ones that make her laugh way too hard.

J. shares some of the fun Instagram pages they follow, like @beers_and_kayak, @pierced_mug, and @rhompingrhino—they keep her laughing and entertained!

Things take a weird turn when A. shares a hilarious story about meeting Mr. Rogers—first as a little kid, then again later in life. J. admits she always thought the whole cardigan thing was… odd. The men in her family wore work boots on the farm, not sweaters. And wait—did you know there’s a rumor that Mr. Rogers was a military sniper? Hmm… rumor or truth?

It’s chaotic. It’s spicy. It makes zero sense—and that’s exactly the point.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?

We’re not saying.
You’ll just have to listen.

This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, common sense goes right out the window.

Grab a drink, brace yourself, and press play.
Some stories are better heard than explained.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood.

In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie.

They also dive into some of their favorite Instagram beer accounts—everything from porch bombs and surprise drops to dancing with beers and full-on reviews on the water. Big shoutouts to @beer_jimmy, @thenieghborh00db33rclub, and @whitey_the_beer_gnome for keeping beer content fun, creative, and way better than the forecast.

And yes… you’ll finally hear about the infamous pizza challenge A pulls on J. Let’s just say pizza + boobs = unexpectedly hilarious. Which leads to the very serious question no one asked but everyone needs answered:

Should they start a Boobs & Beer page? 🍕🍺😏

Press play. You’ve been warned.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’ll lower buckets of beer straight to you. Yes, that’s real life. Yes, it’s perfect.

Somewhere between the beer and the memories, the conversation takes a sharp—and hilarious—turn into AI. Slightly obsessed with creating AI photos of J. (including the one used to promote this very episode on Instagram), and J. may or may not have been mildly traumatized by how realistic—and ridiculous—they are.

Also discussed is whether flashing someone on a podcast is technically a distraction or just part of the brand.

Grab a drink and come hang out—this one’s fun, unfiltered, and very on brand. 🍻

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻