August 16, 2025 - This Week's Leftovers and a Song of Dangerous Throne Time

Get ready for a wild ride through the zany world of leftovers! We’re diving into the bits that didn’t quite make it to air this week—think of it as the ultimate snack pack of laughter. You know how life changes as we age? Yeah, we’re tackling that! I kicked things off with a hilarious take on how starting a movie at 7:30 PM feels like a Herculean task now that I’m not in my 20s anymore (seriously, who even thought that was okay?). And believe me, my money skills have leveled up—like, I’m almost a millionaire, just missing that pesky first digit! Plus, we’ve got brainy research on how sex lights up your noggin more than puzzles, which leads to some pretty awkward family visits. And let’s not forget about that Italian dude who survived two days with a crossbow bolt in his head—talk about a wild and crazy guy! Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, I bring up the new parenting trend of feeding babies meat—yep, carnivore babies are a thing now! It’s a buffet of giggles, puns, and a bit of wisdom about toilet scrolling dangers. So, grab your favorite snack and let’s munch on some laughs!

Takeaways:

• As we age, our movie-watching habits change; 7:30pm is now a bedtime, not a movie time!
• Who knew that sexual activity activates more brain regions than solving puzzles? Grandma, stick to Sudoku!
• Prolonged toilet scrolling can have some scary health risks, like UTIs and hemorrhoids. Yikes!
• The latest trend: Parents are feeding their babies meat, calling them carnivore babies. Can you say 'meat baby'?
• A guy in Italy survived two days with a crossbow in his head. Talk about a wild story!
• My therapist mentioned the elephant in the room about body confidence. Time to find a new therapist!