A new recruit, a sacred charge, and a letter that could shift the balance of power between dragons. The party sets off on a mission of diplomacy—but first, markets must be navigated, truths bartered, and reputations risked over drink and fire.

In the harbor city of Dreake, tensions boil just beneath the foam of mead and sea spray. With tempers flaring and steel nearly drawn, the road to peace begins not with battle—but with a brawl.

Foundry got weird this week. Summoning circles hijacked druid spells, invisible monsters strutted around with neon auras, and item trades… well, the abyss eats well these days.

But the graveyard? That’s where it got interesting. A statue no one could move. A sound no one could ignore. Then—three clawed nightmares burst from the earth.

By the time the dirt settled, Cliff had vanished underground, Nephir was clinging to the surface by a boot, and Bramble’s badgers were tunneling like furry siege engines to save them. Mecoo barely escaped being buried alive thanks to the angriest fiery teleport I’ve ever seen, and Tim’s “protector” cannon once again stole the spotlight.

We didn’t win. We didn’t lose. But you’ll want to hear why this fight ended in a draw—and why I’d run it again in a heartbeat.

Disoriented. Displaced. Bound by fate. Seven strangers awaken in a fractured realm torn between three warring dragon factions. With no path home, they face conscription into forces beyond their understanding—Metallic order or Chromatic chaos.

But before their fates are sealed, a desperate plea draws them into the wilds. Goblins prowl, danger festers, and choices must be made in the heat of battle. In a realm where nothing is familiar, will their first steps forge unity—or fracture the fragile alliance before it begins?

Broadcasting from the lonely halls of Oob, the Dungeon Step-Daddy returns—solo, unsupervised, and at the mercy of his own tech. In this episode of Attack of Opportunity, the Tech Diaries kick off with some long-overdue module purges, a disappearing inventory issue, and a very real rant about Foundry features that work... until they don’t. If you’ve ever lost more prep time to macros than monsters, this one’s for you.

Then it’s on to the session recap, where tattoos crawl, caravans split, and golden kobolds from “Pamazon Prime” interrupt mid-combat with special deliveries. From critical hit rebalancing to the psychology behind character tension, the DM Deep Dive gets raw—tackling everything from potion rules to the emotional weight of godly silence. It’s weird. It’s warped. It’s Oob. And there’s no co-DM to stop the descent. Roll your fate. One lie at a time.

The explosion wasn’t just in-game. This week, we open with some real talk: Forge, Foundry, and automation burnout. Step-Daddy’s done with spell points and system-bogging features that break more often than they help. So it’s back to basics—less fixing code, more building chaos.

Then it’s into the sewers, where Bramble sparks a methane-fueled disaster that sends the party scrambling. Miku and Tim dive into sewer water. Cliff narrowly escapes. Nefir stands still and waits for God. By the end, hair is scorched, dignity is gone, and at least one beard is half missing.

The group rinses off, reports to the council, and signs up to escort a caravan north—for 60 gold. Orcs attack. Oxen panic. Eldritch blasts fly. And through it all, the trail to Londe stretches ahead... along with whatever’s waiting at the bastion.

The board resets, but nothing is the same. Nefir returns with shadows in his eyes and a new pact binding his soul. As the party reels from sacrifice, the tower doors open—not with triumph, but with tragedy. Inside waits Nero, a child sculpted by grief and sharpened by the Jester’s bargain.

What follows is a spiral of guilt, ghosts, and games half-played. The king is dead. Long live the king. Yet even victory stings when the enemy simply steps sideways through the fabric of reality, laughing. From the echo of Nero’s scythe to the sewers below, the players march on—straight into the breath of a rotting dragon.

This episode is dense with loss, grit, and fury. Join the Dungeon Step-Daddy and Dungeon God as they unravel Session 34’s emotional gut punch, high-stakes gambits, and undead revelations. And stick around for the final question... where do we go from here?

The castle bleeds gold, the Queen moves like a blade through silk, and the board demands its price.

In this chapter of Attack of Opportunity, the adventurers face a burning gauntlet of traps, leaping platforms, and animated structures that strike like rooks. Just as breath becomes precious, a winged horror descends—Mecoo falls in a single blow, exhaustion sets in, and spells are cast with blood. Desperation leads to a plea for rest… but the Jester doesn’t grant rest. He trades for it.

One sacrifice. One name erased from the board.

And yet, as Session 33 ends, the piece returns—changed, quiet, and carrying something new.

Welcome to 'Planet of Oob' — a thrilling D&D adventure where creativity knows no bounds! Join your hosts, the Dungeon God and Dungeon Step-Daddy, as they guide a band of intrepid adventurers through a world ruled by dragons and shrouded in mystery. Tune in for epic battles, intricate puzzles, and unforgettable storytelling. Are you ready to explore the Planet of Oob?

-Sorry for being late, I fat fingered the date-