HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!

Laura and Alex are back from a short summer break to tell Cancer about the incredible birthday month that awaits them. And it’s good news for everyone this July, although all of the signs should try to get things together in the first half of July because Mercury retrograde will cause the usual trouble later in the month.

The gals dive immediately into Susan’s note to her readers, in which Susan devotes far too many words to the distribution of her calendar. Luckily, in her final paragraph, Susan provides a juicy teaser for an initiative she will announce in August, so Laura and Alex give their best guesses as to what she might be planning.

Next up is Cancer’s forecast. The gals are surprised to learn that Cancer is in the middle of its Emerald Year! Although after page upon page of wonderful predictions from Susan, it’s less of a surprise. The planets are doing things and Cancer is benefitting! On top of that, Cancers receive the ultimate birthday present from Susan Miller: a personal story in their horoscope that involves a prophetic dream and foiled grand larceny.

The episode continues with Laura’s recap of the Taurus forecast, which includes the promise of career growth, money, and the start of a new chapter. Laura also explains that she’s aligning with the stars this month due to multiple pre-embezzlements (translation: Susan made predictions for July that are in keeping with activities Laura had already planned). Alex ends the episode with a discussion of the Scorpio horoscope. Get ready for the July new moon, Scorps, when glittering beams could result in career success.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 1:26

Cancer: 12:13

Taurus: 20:23

Scorpio: 29:21

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IT’S TAURUS SEASON!!!!

Which means that it’s birthday time for Laura, the pod’s very own magnificent Taurus! As usual, Taurus is the celestial favorite (or maybe just Susan’s favorite). In fact, all of the signs have wonderful things awaiting them if they can just make it to the flawless new moon on May 26.

Laura begins the episode by telling Alex that she gave herself a birthday present, and it’s none other than Susan’s premium app! It only took almost twenty years, but one of the gals finally bought something from Susan Miller Business Woman. Stay tuned to find out if the premium app changes Laura’s life.

Next the gals recap Susan’s Note, which contains far too much astrology and not nearly enough personal updates. Susan also explains that she didn’t write her famous Year Ahead this year; apparently the first half of 2025 was so terrible that she feared the book would be too much of a bummer. Based on Susan’s history of not delivering this book in a timely fashion, Laura and Alex suspect there may have been other reasons she didn’t write it.

The horoscopes are up next. Laura begins by telling her fellow Taurus babies that fighting planets will make things tricky at the start of May, but they should get excited for the stunning new moon at the end of the month. This new moon is so incredible that Susan can’t even find the words to describe how amazing life will be after May 26 (although of course she tries!). Alex then tells Scorpio that their struggles are coming to end and to look out for money that could be coming their way through any number of channels.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 12:18

Taurus: 20:27

Scorpio: 31:29

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IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!

And Susan Miller says you can expect good news throughout your birthday month! However, you may want to put on your beekeeper suit just to be safe because everyone should be ready to enter the prickly briar patch and weather cosmic storms.

Laura and Alex begin with a recap of Susan’s Note, and it is all business: astrology business and Susan Miller business. There are so many planets changing signs right now that Susan cannot get distracted by tales of her health or apartment rental but instead must focus on the stars. Of course, though, there’s always time for a little discounted calendar plug.

Next the gals wish Aries a very happy birthday! Neptune is in Aries for the first time since 1861, and it is a BIG DEAL. All of this planetary commotion and activity means good things for Aries. Just don’t get fooled by Neptune’s veil, which can lead to obfuscation and confusion. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Aries!

Then Laura tells Taurus that April is a great time of review and reflection before all of the planets that have been retrograding regain their full strength and things really get going in May. Also, Taurus should be aware that Pluto and Mars are bickering, which could lead to problems. Let’s just say that Susan has an interesting idea for how to deal with this. Finally, Alex tells Scorpio to keep their schedules light during April. And she passes on Susan’s repeated warning that they must take care of their health!

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 2:30

Aries: 6:10

Taurus: 23:25

Scorpio: 33:20

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