An Unofficial Guide to the Most Insane Reality Show on Earth

In this episode, we explore a conservative think tank's unhinged solution to a looming population crisis, unpack our President's inexplicably personal and petty war on wind power, and get a front-row seat as Melania returns to the public eye to warn us about robot overlords.

• The Heritage Foundation is on a mission to save the American family with a "Manhattan Project" for procreation, provided you're heterosexual and willing to forgo modern reproductive science.
• We break down Donald Trump's wind power derangement, where offshore turbines are apparently a national security threat and a prime target for "swarm drone attacks."
• We welcome Melania Trump back to the public stage as she champions an anti-AI initiative, while ironically promoting an audiobook narrated by the very technology she's warning against.