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So... Fuck, me.

Much creativity and humour has been lost to a breakdown... Well... After 3 phone repairs, 3 new phones, a court date, and much negative D.I.Y. to my abode... I'm significantly less-drunk. (don't get your naïve hopes up, Máith)

This podcast is actually my main focus, and is the source of a lot of my improv-comedy and ideas. This has been part of what's developed me at-all this year, and it even feels kind of unnatural podcasting alone. The good thing about it is... Chiming in at the exact right-moment. Something that is potentially lacking from the comforts of my flat, and the extents I can prove my wit/comedic ability. It's still all of-the-cuff, and, since this Podcast isn't overly-popular... And neither is the Radio... (adds to me length, how insignificant Radio is), I'm fine with these snippets of benality, I've turned on their head.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

You could call me comp’s mentis, if you’re aware of me telling jokes. I’ll honestly be insulted if you don’t get them. Especially if you expect I don’t get them. Like I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I’M DOING?!?!?! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!??!??? -oh. What? …No…? Forget all the harsh words then, Friends.

Write if you struggle, Dremlins.

Nahhh, have a good fucken day cunt (as they say in AUS)

Just so everybody know as well, as there has been a LARGE DISPARITY AND DISPUTE ABOUT EXACTLY SOME THINGS ALONG THESE LINES IN THE NEWS, LATELY. But, my recording is 1 second shy of the genuine recording length. Thought that was a good joke. True a bit. Nobody murder-suicided, THIS, Guy. So, be assured I’m nowhere near crazy, LIKE THAT GROSS OLD-MONIED VEIN. Bye!

[not all jokes are perhaps in italics. Use your noggin if you’re hoggin]

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

So

sooooooooo meeeeeeee

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

I’m gonna start just uploading snippets because iff’in y’all all PIGGING KNOW, I’m no fucking good at editing.

Thanks, ‘yeah’. Just joking, cheers. (Or fu king not haha.)

/‘Olly Woods is a Joke’

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

Not bad. PREEEEEEEEEETTYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Hey there everybody. I love you all like a Father loves his Raymond.

Not like Chris isn’t welcome and all.

Same as ever. Just like Nigel Farage…

is a Liar.

Byesiiiiiies! Fucking losers. Don’t have a car for you to get in. WHY NOT SCOWL OUT MY MATES WINDOW?!?! GOT NO MATES.

Anyway hHahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah 🥲🙂

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

bIT OF A boners eppes like MIKE bint

Just joking like, but it's a weird awful recording.... get ready C

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

Hello.

JUST FUCKING JOKING!!

Don't pay too much attention to italics.

Engoy, ye joyful little fuckwits - and, hey- Why's nobody listening, you-ask?

I've literally no idea.

(!)

This one is ‘X’L’, and that stands literally for: Extra Long

Enjoy it loike ye fehckin eidjit

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

Not as good as the other one (#3), but... Still fun.

I've been making some brilliant jokes as of late, due to long-term and on-going Mental Illness. GP says I have Low-mood disorder. Which means: "Yes, it's free, but, I'm not getting sued over a misdiagnosis, so... that's that.".

Fair play.

Áfach! Here we go again for a lovely insight into some things I say out of pure chaotic and genuine hardship... But, let's not compare pain; let's pretend we're good enough to be a Compère!!

Ah. Autistics, eh? They've a crazy imagination, and say the wildest things. Darn them. Darn them all to an isolated cushiony hellscape of nobody but me, 'getting it', or, 'laughing', that mental-case-cackle that WE IRISHES do.

Anyway, fuck this for a box of good auld Bri'rish Frogs. Bye.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}