Am I Too Old for This?

You know all those big life milestones past generations have used to benchmark their success? Well, we're a couple of anxious millennials here to disrupt these time-honored traditions, mercilessly cutting them down in their prime, just like we did to the napkin and avocado industries! ::ominous cackling::  

Seriously, you've seen the headlines of all the industries and traditions that millennials and/or gen z have supposedly ruined. But did *we* ruin them? Or has society ruined them for our generations, and all those that come after us? What does it mean for our mental health if all the big milestones we were told to achieve no longer exist? Let's talk about it! (And also why our joints ache so much.)