In the season finale of Infinite Danger, Will gets what he wants and instantly regrets it.

Episode 17, The Mask, or The Apotheosis of Dennis.

Anthropology. Learning to spell “Kwakwaka’wakw” without typos. Uncle Mungo. Red tape. Nightwatchmen. Potlatches, legal and illegal. “Scout’s Honour.” Crackers the Croc. The BC Museum of Anthropology. Doing burglary to prove an important point. Getting left out in the cold. Raven and the First Men. The Crab.

“This snake just can’t get enough of how good I taste,” says the snake’s tail. “He’s like putty in my hands. What an idiot!”

00:00 “The Moon”

13:45 Preamble: Critical updates on the Peruvian Arsenic Crisis

21:16 Cast and Crew

33:43 “The Mask”

1:48:49 Conclusions on Danger Bay S1

1:55:19 Modern Danger Bay/ “What is going on downstairs?”

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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On the sixteenth episode of Infinite Danger, the Peru crisis has reached a fever pitch, but on the bright side: AI stock is only going up, up, up, and it’s time to buy!

Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.

Gyppos (non-derogatory.) Real estate. Sauceless goons. Term papers on forestry. The Big Sexy Truck God. French-Canadian wisdom. “The Final Destination Special.” Aquarium-sanctioned legal immunity. Attempting a stealth assault with construction machinery. The outfit every Canadian villain wears. A new kind of activism called “doing the police’s job for free.” Jumping from a Jeep into a pickup.

“Ahura Mazda (also known as Ormazd) is a Zoroastrian deity and secondary character in Prince of Persia (2008) [1]”

00:00 “He Only Talks to Crowds”

15:37 Intro

21:42 Cast and Crew

39:42 “Timber”

1:32:42 Conclusion/Modern Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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Infinite Danger‘s 15th ep gives you media rights news critical to keeping you out of prison. Listen now!

Episode 15, Nature of the Beast, in which the distant cousins of Ogopogo may possibly be discovered: Rat-tails. Jacking Ross Hagen’s flow. Unsolved Mysteries, both the show and the thing. Quotes out of context. Orc-tech submarines. A family-friendly jumpscare. Quietly threatening media figures. Gothic murder boxes. Submental tourists. The cryptobiologist zine scene.

My life’s tragic circumstances have led me to re-enact the multi-generational trauma loop in the last 30 minutes of Vertigo. My lover was Ivy from Soul Calibur II specifically, by the way, you’ll have to go with me on this.

00:00 “Barge Chilling Park”

11:47 Intro/ Cast and Crew

29:54 “Nature of the Beast”

01:13:19 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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