Vince thanks the Wisconsin team that saved him from his post-Packers sadness, and Luke rants on modern internet culture. Later, Philip Rivers inspires Vince to make a pyramid of retired NFL QBs who could still play while Luke makes a list of the best performances from old athletes.

After showing up two minutes late with a graduating Evan Epstein, Vince celebrates the Packers' victory over Luke's Bears. Also, Luke ranks the five most surprising parts of the NBA season and a DEFCON-related analysis of how likely NFL teams are to blow up down the stretch.

Vince sincerely congratulates Wisconsin Football for their in-season progress, and Luke announces he is cheering for a bizarre new football team. Later, Daniel Stein joins the program to preview Wisconsin Volleyball's tournament run and hand out season awards.

Vince and Luke recap an exciting week of Wisconsin sports and talk about what in sports they are most thankful for. Also, a draft-style ranking of the top 8 LEAST thankful fanbases.

Luke calls out AJ Brown haters and drops a one-liner so good it deserves its own show thumbnail. Later on, Vince hands out Packer grades and talks Wisconsin hockey with Nathan Jahn.

With Vince working women's hoops, Luke and Anniruddh Nambudiri celebrate Wisconsin football's upset victory. Later, a game of "wrestling match critic review or coach quote" and some NFL Awards

Luke puts a barrier on when Halloween can be celebrated and Vince begrudgingly gives the Dodgers their flowers. Also, a "real or fake" quiz for 2025 MLB events and a debunking of the NBA's biggest overreactions.

Luke falls victim to 76ers preseason hype while Vince urges fans to ease up on the Wisconsin football team. Later, Vince puts together a quiz to test whether Luke can decipher whether a name is a Wisconsin politician or an ALCS game 7 participant. Finally, the two unveil their weekly NFL Top 5 lists, make some NBA predictions and debate which sports figures are impossible to dislike.