AVATAR 3 MAN ON FILM 🎥 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!

MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!

Summary:

Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?

In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.

James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.

We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”

This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?

Spoilers? Absolutely.

Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.

Rating: B / 4.0

Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet

— not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”

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