ALLEGATIONS & OBLIGATIONS

Reflecting on 2011. Asking for whale. The duo complain of anxiety, exhaustion, and anger but insist they are thriving. Wendy suggests paying a visit to a SAG protest, to schmooze. Chris wants T-shirt guns, roller skates, and business cards. They are this close to scabbing. Blue Beatle x Lil Uzi Vert. Sophia Coppola is the only female director. Marvel fails to realize nobody cares anymore. And Then the Winter Ended in the Springtime. Arianca held the baby on Mother’s Day. I know I should’ve farted, at least I’m being honest. Chris is proven right about Lizzo. Wendy feels bamboozled. The pop star fell off and ops are aplenty. Chris wishes we could mix business with pleasure more often. Wendy explains workplace lawsuits. Lizzo is a gay senator. The duo ponders on their first scandal.