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A $1.75 can, a tiny fork, and a very bad idea. We set up Oyster Mania as a quick special and ended up with a full-on endurance test of budget smoked oysters, from the first briny splash to the final, pride-fueled bite. What starts as jokes about a missing co-host turns into a live review where smell, texture, and ego collide in real time.

We walk through the whole experience: the pop of the tin, the cat-food aroma, and the strange balance of smoky chew on the outside and mush within. Hot sauce becomes the coping mechanism that almost saves the day, and then we make the fateful decision to bite the chili marinating in the can. It’s less a pepper than a sponge of liquified oyster essence, and the reaction is immediate—wide eyes, near-gag, stunned silence. Still, curiosity and stubbornness push us to stack three, then five oysters, testing whether quantity changes quality or just amplifies the ocean funk.

Between bites we swap notes on texture, argue about tinned fish worth trying next—sardines, anchovies, squid, maybe caviar—and take a quick detour into Fallout 3 remaster rumors. By the end, we land on a candid score: a three to three-and-a-half, edible with help, unlikely to be repurchased, and absolutely unforgettable for the story alone. If you’ve ever wondered whether the cheapest can on the shelf is worth the risk, consider this your field report—complete with hot sauce strategies, cautionary tales, and a reminder that some flavors live longer in memory than on the tongue.

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Imagine four friends wrestling for control of one body—bidding away their willpower, rolling dice for every move, and chasing three absurd objectives each. That’s the game we played, and it turns a dumpster wake-up into a full-blown odyssey of chaos, strategy, and questionable choices. The rules are simple: pick three skills, pick three goals, then fight for the wheel. Unskilled actions need a perfect roll; skilled ones ease to a three. Miss, and someone else grabs control. It’s improv comedy fused with game-night tension.

We push the premise to its unhinged limits. The story rockets from a dumpster in Gary, Indiana to a flaming McDonald’s, a hijacked firetruck, and a baffled set of cops. One player leans hard into “Firestarter,” turning the map into a chain of bad decisions you can’t stop listening to. Another tries to out-talk every problem with “Smooth Talker,” scoring points in the strangest ways. Meanwhile, tasks like “get a beer,” “work naked without getting in trouble,” and “enter a contest and win” become mini-heist plots powered by dice and desperation. Every bid drains willpower; every roll might end your run. The suspense is real because the rules are brutal but fair.

Between explosions and persuasion checks, you’ll hear how constraints spark creativity. Skills reframe actions, willpower bids become mind games, and the table energy keeps the narrative sprinting forward. By the finale, the scoreboard tells one story while the trail of wreckage tells another—and both are hilarious. If you love actual-play chaos, improv that says yes-and to everything, and friends pushing a simple system to cinematic extremes, this episode is your jam. Hit play, pick your favorite agent of mayhem, and tell us who you think should have won. Enjoyed the ride? Follow, share with a friend who loves chaotic game nights, and leave us a review to help more listeners find the show.

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A jar explodes in the pantry and we’re sure it’s a ghost. Turns out it’s caramel and gravity—but that sticky mess becomes the perfect kickoff to a night where anxiety runs hot, jokes run long, and real life keeps interrupting our games. We swap quick wedding updates and then dive into the wild pre‑ceremony saga: a set of DMs that detonates a relationship in front of a room full of friends. It’s cringey, messy, and uncomfortably honest, and we talk about boundaries, consent, and how fast group chats become courtrooms when receipts start flying.

The mood whiplash is classic us. One minute we’re laughing about a server who sweetly assumes “partner” while bagging leftovers, the next we’re stress‑testing trust with a cat baptism prank that pushes the line from funny to frayed. If you’ve ever had friends who love bits a little too much, you’ll feel this one. Meanwhile, games are buzzing in the background—Destiny chaos, Rivals calls, and an indie horror throwback—until our soul‑link Pokémon run turns into a team ethics lesson: one bad swap, three partners down. It’s hilarious and a little brutal, just like co‑op with people you love.

We wander into car repairs that cost more than a console, DoorDash vs cooking debates, and a culinary redemption arc courtesy of maple‑pecan pork chops. A long, committed riff on “Trevor the Hedgehog” tests the limits of confidence theater; spoiler, he’s not real. We close on a bar story with a suspected gunshot and a desperate bathroom hunt, because of course we do. If ADHD friendship, unfiltered storytelling, gaming side‑quests, and chaotic humor are your thing, you’ll feel at home here.

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Raw, unfiltered, and unapologetically authentic – this episode exemplifies everything that makes ADHD After Dark a podcast unlike any other. When three friends get together with zero filters, the result is an hour of hilariously chaotic conversation that jumps between nostalgic references, embarrassing confessions, and surprisingly thoughtful tangents.

The chemistry between the hosts shines as they riff on everything from an impossible taco challenge (seven pounds of meat, anyone?) to the proper technique for wrapping a burrito. One particularly memorable moment involves a host joining the call wearing nothing but a captain's hat and strategically placed sticky notes – setting the tone for the boundary-pushing humor that follows.

Between crude jokes and playful insults, the conversation takes unexpectedly thoughtful turns. A discussion about the disappearance of salad bars from American restaurants reveals how changing health regulations have altered dining experiences over decades. Nostalgic deep dives into 90s cartoons like "Cow and Chicken" and "Hey Arnold" tap into shared cultural touchpoints that many listeners will immediately connect with.

What truly sets this episode apart is the hosts' willingness to venture into vulnerable territory. A refreshingly honest conversation about mental health medication and its side effects demonstrates how the podcast uses humor to normalize important discussions while maintaining its entertainment value. This blend of crude humor and genuine vulnerability creates a uniquely engaging listening experience.

The episode culminates in an impromptu video call with a girlfriend that creates hilariously awkward moments, followed by a cliffhanger ending as one host abruptly leaves to face the consequences of his on-air antics. Will all hosts return next week? Subscribe now and join this wild ride through friendship, nostalgia, and the art of saying exactly what's on your mind.

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After taking a few weeks off, the ADHD After Dark crew returns with their signature brand of unfiltered chaos and tangential conversations that somehow manage to be both hilarious and occasionally horrifying.

The episode kicks off with Coco sharing his near-disaster experience at Murky's wedding, where the greenhouse venue turned into a heat trap that almost resulted in an unfortunate vomiting incident. This leads to a series of wedding anecdotes including the police officer who was there to tase willing guests and bathroom shenanigans that set the tone for the rest of the show.

From there, the conversation pinballs between topics with reckless abandon—gaming updates about the upcoming Grounded 2 release, encounters with territorial geese, and a deep dive into the bizarre world of AI-generated videos. The hosts dissect the trend of Sasquatch AI memes and other algorithmic oddities that have taken over their social media feeds, revealing both fascination and concern about where this technology is heading.

Be warned that this episode contains some genuinely disgusting medical horror stories, including a cautionary tale about proper fleshlight maintenance and a seven-year sinus infection with an origin story you'll wish you could unhear. The crew also dedicates time to wrestling news, covering Adam Cole's potential retirement, relationship drama in the wrestling world, and Seth Rollins' recent injury that may or may not be part of a larger storyline.

Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly episodes that capture the authentic experience of friends sharing stories, laughs, and occasional wisdom while letting their unmedicated minds roam freely across the landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to leave a review if you enjoy our particular brand of beautiful conversational disaster!

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When friendship meets microphones, anything can happen—and in this episode, it absolutely does. What begins as casual banter about cat medication mishaps (including a near-catastrophic jalapeño popper incident) quickly evolves into one of our most unpredictable conversations yet.

We're recording on a special occasion: the last podcast before Murky's wedding! Between celebration plans and competitive cornhole tournament tales (including one friend's impressive 30-beer championship victory complete with WWE-style gold belt), the pre-wedding excitement is palpable. The friendship dynamic shines through as we trade stories about childhood sports experiences, from embarrassing wrestling uniforms to football helmets that couldn't contain certain oversized heads.

The conversation takes an unexpected educational turn when we explore Mormon religious practices, particularly the concept of "soaking" and other theological loopholes. Our genuine shock at discovering certain Mormon beliefs about Native Americans leads to a fascinating (if occasionally irreverent) discussion about religion, beliefs, and the lengths people go to interpret rules. Even South Park's infamous Mormon episode gets fact-checked against reality.

As the episode winds down, we share updates on moving plans, upcoming gaming sessions, and our concerns about the future of the Destiny franchise under Sony's ownership. From suggesting bizarre game titles like "Super Soakers: The Mormon Sex Game" to debating the value of $40 expansions, our unfiltered conversation captures the essence of friendship: jumping between topics, laughing at ourselves, and turning even the most mundane subjects into memorable moments.

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How does a "simple weekend project" transform into a multi-day nightmare? Zeno takes us on a wild journey through his recent bathroom renovation disaster that should have been completed in one weekend but stretched into an odyssey of mishaps, miscalculations, and moments of pure frustration.

The saga begins with confidence and optimism as Xeno's girlfriend Krista suggests they simply replace the shower surround and refinish the tub - a project she assures him will take just two days at most. But reality quickly sets in when they discover the tub refinishing product requires a full 72 hours to cure (not 24 as initially thought), meaning no access to the only shower in the house for days. The challenges multiply with each step: ill-fitting shower surrounds, broken paint rollers, defective caulk guns secretly leaking from the back, and last-minute plumbing issues requiring emergency hardware store visits minutes before closing time.

Beyond the renovation chaos, the guys take listeners down an unexpected rabbit hole discussing some of the most bizarre self-published books ever discovered online. From outrageous titles to questionable content, this tangent provides much-needed comic relief following the home improvement saga. The conversation showcases the podcast's trademark ability to seamlessly blend personal stories with unexpected discoveries that leave everyone laughing.

Whether you're contemplating your own DIY project or just enjoy tales of plans gone hilariously awry, this episode serves as both entertainment and a cautionary tale. Remember: sometimes the best renovations are the ones you hire professionals to handle! Have you experienced your own home improvement disaster? Share your story with us and join the conversation!

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A simple encounter with an aggressive goose at a collision center parking lot spirals into the workplace conspiracy theory of the year. When our host defends himself with a plastic car part, he has no idea he's starting what his coworkers will soon dub a wildlife vendetta. The next day, bees mysteriously appear at the workplace, followed by a hawk the day after. Is nature targeting him, or is there a mole amongst the humans feeding information to the animals?

Between fits of laughter, we journey through gaming memories, from offering Kingdom Hearts advice to a first-time player to recounting epic betrayals in Among Us. One host describes successfully gaslighting an entire lobby after an obvious in-game murder, while another shares the terror of being hunted by friends in horror games. These shared gaming experiences showcase the friendship and rivalry that defines our group dynamic.

The conversation takes a revealing turn when we discover how much money we've collectively spent on Steam games over the years. With individual totals ranging from $3,749 to a staggering $11,641, we confront the uncomfortable reality that most of these games remain unplayed. This leads to reflections on childhood economics, including nostalgic discussions of "poor kid foods" like spaghetti with bread and butter that many of us grew up eating.

Whether you're interested in workplace humor, gaming stories, or nostalgic conversations about growing up, this episode delivers equal parts laughter and relatability. Have you ever wondered if the local wildlife might be plotting against you? After listening to this episode, you might start paying closer attention to those geese in the parking lot.

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